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Boobies make me smile

Willing to lie about how we met!

About Me

Cute?.... Yes!! Sexy?.... Yes!! Smart?.... Yes!! Rich?.... Well 3 out of 4 isn't bad. I'm not the man with a large bulge in his back right pocket. But I can honestly say I'm the best singer in my car. I'm mainly just looking for someone to save me from joining eHarmony.

My Interests

Off roading, sports, partying, movies, and pondering on the toilet with a newspaper.

I'd like to meet:

A lady who knows how to enjoy herself, and who doesn't want the earth because she feels she possesses something far greater. I like anyone who has a sense of humor and who isn't frightened to show it. Honesty is also greatly appreciated (regardless of content), so if you have "issues", or if you are plain nuts, a psycho, a by-atch, or a heartless piece of work (I'm thinking especially of you Southern ladies now), please make that plain on your profile. Saves a lot of time.I'm also not keen on ladies who take things literally or too seriously, who do not allow any deviation from their perception of an ideal situation, and who analyse things to death.

Music:

MetallicA, Pearl Jam, Slipknot, StoneSour, 311, Ozzy, Static-X, STP, Shadows Fall, Journey, Black Label Society, Pantera, Killswitch Engage, Aerosmith, Kansas, AC/DC, Billy Idol, Bob Dylan, Coldplay, Collective Soul, CCR, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, Styx, Love n Rockets, Chevelle, At the drive in, Golden Earring, The Who, Flaw, Guns n Roses, Rolling Stones, Van Halen, The Doors, Lynard Skynard, Led Zeppelin, Sublime, Silverchair, Nirvana, soulfly, Evanescence, Smashing Pumpkins, Darkest Hour, Boy Hits Car, A Perfect Circle, Nothingface, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Tool, Pink Floyd, Strata, Social Distortion, Bush, Finger Eleven, Helmet, Live, Marilyn Manson, Offspring, Rammstein, Johnny Cash,

My Blog

I ATE 1000 PE0PLE BECAUSE i'M SEXY AND i D0 WHAT i WANT

I know youYou were too shortYou had bad skinYou couldn't talk to them very wellWords didn't seem to workThey lied when they came out of your mouthYou tried so hard to understand themYou wanted to be p...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

Jim Morison in the desert

starting off this was a crazy ass night, we went out in the desert...................................................... .......................................................fuck it, it's too much to...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST

I now hate the beach

lets just start from the beginning. got back from Kevins kick back in the morning and regreting work in the few hours to come. i get a call from my partner saying no work today. cool, now i can leave ...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:48:00 PST

fucking idiots

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE RUNNING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS. EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED!
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:22:00 PST

women

Woman was taken out of man, not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot, but out of his side to be epual to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to b...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:27:00 PST

Confused pt.2

oooo nooooo, you've just opened josh's chain letter.    send this to 6 people and you will see the taco bell dog run acrossyour screen. if you send this to 8 people Ronald McDonald come...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:22:00 PST

Confused pt.1

Ok, i just go this chain letter and it's so funny i just couldn't resist!So here it is:""BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY MANE IS SUMMER, I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS....
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:54:00 PST

When play dies it becomes the Game. When sex dies it becomes Climax

We all live in the city. The city forms- often physically, but inevitably psychically- a circle. A Game. A ring of death with sex at its center. Drive toward outskirts of city suburbs. At the e...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What i feel.

We used to believe in the good old days We still receive In little ways The Things of Kindness & unsporting brow Forget & allow Did you know freedom exists in a school book Did you know ...
Posted by Boobies make me smile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST