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Emilio

just call me el flaco guapo

About Me

I DRINK TOO MUCH,I SMOKE TOO MUCH,I JOKE TOO MUCH AND I'M BROKE TOO MUCH.I'M ANNOYING AS HELL AND DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.I LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES BECAUSE I'M ARROGANT LIKE THAT.I'M CONSTANTLY MAKING MISTAKES BUT INSTEAD OF LEARNING FROM THEM I'MA JUST MAKE A TIME MACHINE NIGGA.I SECRETLY THINK I'M MARTIN LAWRENCE BUT I'M CORNY AND SOUND LIKE A WHITE DUDE TRAPPED IN HARLEM,YOU FIGGA DEAL ME. I LOVE TV WAY TOO MUCH,INFOMERCIALS ARE MY FAVORITE THEM MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW HOW TO SELL ANYTHING...WORD THATS THE NEW HUSTLE.I TYPE REALLY SLOW AND I'M TIRED SO II'LL STOP RIGHT ABOULayout made by RoSeNdO

My Interests

Music,boxing,money,money,boxing,clothes,comedy,comedy and mo comedy.Cant say women cause thats a passion.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet a girl that gets in bar fights with me even though we always get our asses whipped.HAHAHA now thats a down ass chick.

Music:

honestly you'll be shocked to see whats in my ipod but hey everyone has their own taste so don't hate

Movies:

cheesy corny movies that make me laugh.

Television:

the contender

Books:

My favorite books are the manuals that come with cell phones.

Heroes:

My parents cause they can beat yours up