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Woofs the Elf-Dog

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About Me

I'm a happy gus :)

Jizzed in my pants (SNL) GREAT QUALITY! (HD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VHBxIBb6-s

snl skitcheck out my other vids :)

"I opened the winder and a slight breeze rolled in.... and I..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sweet and open-minded people who love animals and are curious about everything..

My Blog

Boo hoo hoo Jessica Biel :( "Cry me a river"!!

Jessica Biel: Being Hot 'Really Is a Problem'posted by anne - Tue May 19 2009, 12:17 AM PDTcelebs: Jessica Biel topics: Hotties In Allure's June issue, Jessica Biel reveals, "I have no idea if I want ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Rainbow Bridge

 I found this poem and am dedicating it sweet Boo Boo, who will always hold a special place in our hearts.. ............RainbowsBridge.comJust this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. Whe...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:12:00 GMT

Karma's a bitch, Dick

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.. whoops, too late.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:40:00 GMT

Ode to Poo Hands

You always put everyone before yourselfAnd you made it through all those years with very little help.Your favorite thing in the world was cooking us a mealWith your secret ingredient....what was the d...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Top Reasons to Vote for McCain & Palin

11) You can really connect with a guy who doesn't know how many houses he owns (it's actually 8), some of his houses have 13 bedrooms, and his wife made over $100 million last year. Coming from "...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Dirty Tricks are not just for kids & imaginary bunnies..

..They're also for Republican operatives!! What a surprise. Especially after the recent release of a book entitled "How to Fix an Election", written by a Republican operative who was recently released...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:36:00 GMT

The Eyes of the World are Watching

Let's get out there and do the right thing this Tuesday This article comes just 24 hours before tomorrow's election- from the Associated Press: "World Closely Watching US Presidential Election." ..:...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 06:47:00 GMT

Todays Oddest News

Colo. couple get marijuana with order of tacos Sun Oct 26, 12:44 AM ET LAKEWOOD, Colo. - A Colorado couple found an unusual topping on their order of tacos: a small bag of marijuana. Police: Man urin...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Never

Never was there someone as silly as me, floating from here to there on the truffala tree........s That's how i hit my head to begin with, and turned out like this Such a piss!  
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:24:00 GMT

Beluga Whales and Sarah Palin

Does she not realize or care that Polar bears are so stricken due to global warming (which she isn't even sure is man-made) and that Polar bears have had to resort to cannabilism to stay alive? The si...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:39:00 GMT