I don't actually want to MEET a perfect stranger. But I wouldn't mind viewing a profile and exchanging some messages. Having said that, I guess right now, I'm most interested in meeting the most dysfuctional people I can, i.e., vegans that are coke heads, religious nuts that judge any and every thing, etc... seriously... the more fucked up, the better, and learning their views on the world. As an actress and writer, I find myself really inspired by these types. I'm one of em. Being dysfunctional, myself, I'm aware that we all think there's nothing wrong with us so I won't limit the responses I could get by asking for only the "fucked up" to contact me. I'd also love to hear from every, "normal", "thoughtfull", "intellectual", "enlightened", and/or person that is "the archetype for man." MmmK, pumpkins?Oh yeah, one more thing, or rather, caution to those of you trying to get to know me...
PLEASE watch the videos on my page. You either get them or you don't. I find them to be absoloutely hysterical and works of creative genious. Now, granted, you don't have to be as enthusiastic and inspired by them as me. But if you don't get the humor, or worse, dare to say they aren't funny, PLEASE just keep on browsing... I'm sure there's a devout OPUS DEI member or Visine commercial guy just a couple of clicks away. Call it superficial, but not getting my sense of humor says 2 things about you that make it impossible for us to associate. 1. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. Now granted, I'm sure I'm funny enough for the both of us but I can make myself laugh, BY MYSELF. And 2. You are soo not worthy of cloning... Yes I said cloning. And that is NOT debatable. You could take that to the bank and ponder it while you withdrew your life savings to cover the compensation for your shameless attack of non-humor that nearly drained my comedic life-force to the point of slap-stick, (a crime on any reputable stand up stage.) And the cost of therapy to repair my shattered self-esteem. And, of course, the cost of the array of yummy prescribed medication I would use to give me false confidence and jump start my comedic timing. And... (sighs) I guess you'd just have to make payments on my rehab. Look, all I'm trying to do here is save you some money and me the inconvenience of killing myself. And let me save time for the people who wanna message me with "Bitch" or "You're crazy!" Right... We've established that, okay? It's been done. You can't insult me with words I use to compliment myself. At least be original. Those messages also speak volumes about the people who send them in two respects. 1. Of course, being age old, Freudian projection. And 2. To call someone crazy is to infere that you are normal which IS crazy because there is no such thing as normal. That's right. WEBSTERS' a gotdamned, fuckin lier. The word needs to be DELETED... ERASED from the collective conciousness of all living things. I already told GOD to make it disappear... He's currently in talks with David Blaine so check in with me from time to time for an update on that.read a book nigga
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