My name is MP, formerly known as Manjit. It doesn't stand for millitary police. I love to dance, get crunk, go to parties, and krump dance. I love all types of music. I am Black, and Jewish.
My Motto is Why have friends if they won't feed your ass.
Its that time,
Theres something you gotta do,
You got two girls,
Which one will you chose,
Girl number on,
She is more fun,
She is cuter, taller smarter, better,
That type of girl you write love letters,
But girl number two,
That girl know what to do,
Far from a virgin,
She go yo body urgin,
Do you pick the one who loves you,
Or the one who will fuck you.
You shouldn't pick her
Because she spreads her legs quicker,
But pick her
Because she has love to give ya
You tell number one
You'll call he back later,
You tell number two
You wanna fuck but you don't wanna date her,
The clock is ticking,
Which one do you chose,
Thats the buzzer,
Game Over, You Lose.
OH MY GOD! SHOES!
