A little about myself:
Hmmm let me think here. I absolutely LOVE THE LAKERS! If you were to ask me what sports team (and I mean all sports) I thought is the epitome of a DYNASTY, my answer would be, "The Motha Fuckin Los Angeles Lakers". There is nothing I wouldn't do for a ticket to a game, especially court side during the playoffs. And yes I said playoffs fuckers, since we will be making them AGAIN this year. My entire house consists of Lakers paraphernalia, and the throw back jerseys are the shit. But enough about Tha Boys.....Lets get into some other things that I like. I'm a huge Dodger fan as well. So all you Balco Bonds fans out there FUCK YOU......1ST PLACE BITCHES is all I need to say. I also follow the Kings a little. Probably more this year since they have finally decided to sign a black man. Yes that's right "A Black Man". We are taking over the ENTIRE sports world. (rest assure though that we stear clear of all the polos, curling, volleyball, lumberjack competitions, and surfing) HUGE football fan. Ofcourse, I love the Raider Nation. We may not be the best team in the NFL, or even close to being at the top, but we have the most dedicated fan base ever. Win or lose YOU DON'T WANNA STEP FOOT IN THE BLACK HOLE AND ROOT FOR ANOTHER TEAM. You most likely will get stabbed, jumped, or just plain out humiliated. So that is your warning for any of you who may watch a game at my house. Well that pretty much concludes the sports area of my life. Well actually not really. To be honest I pretty much watch any sport. It really doesn't matter to me as long as there is competition.
I kick it with an ELITE group of people. Don't think you can weasel your way in either. Aint gonna happen We have ALL put in extensive hours of training and conditioning to reach the level we're at now. You may ask, "What the fuck is he talking about?" I'm talking about doing the beers bitches. DUI till I die. WE DO THE BEERS......AND WE DO THEM WELL! That's our mission statement. There has been many a crew who have tried to battle, but those that did have been eliminated. After we're done with them it's hard for them to show their faces in public again. Not only will we out drink you, but we will humiliate you while we do it. Sounds harsh but it's the truth. So think twice before you decide to get brave.
On a different note I am going to be a dad in about 2 months. I am expecting a little princess. I'm really excited but nervous at the same time. Her name is going to be Raelyn Nicole Mendez. This makes my relatives happy due to the fact that there are tons of boys in the fam-bam, but not too many girls. She will be spoiled by mom and me, and both sets of 1st TIME GRANDPARENTS. 1st time grandparents always do most of the spoiling. Mom is going to be GREAT. I love her to death. This is something that she has been dreaming about for ever. And now it’s finally coming true. Shes looking forward to holding Raelyn and feeding her and watching her grow. Actually we both are.
That’s about all you’re gonna get outta me on this thing. ~I’M OUT~
