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Dracula is my Slave

About Me

I have nothing really to say about myself. I don't really know many people cause I move around to much. I enjoy sarcasm and have a morbid sense of humor. I can't spell half the time and sound stupid most of the time. People like me cause I tell the true and am honest even if I hurts the other person. But I believe there is no sense in sugar coating things. I would like to learn any other language besides spanish. Maybe Latin or German. Happy overexcited people annoy me and I enjoy ruining their day. Its really fun. stars layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Lauren, Demetri Martin, Mike Rowe, Fall Out Boy, most comedians, and anyone who cares. (NOT REALLY I hate most people!)
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My Blog

Poison cupcakes are the greatest!

If your reading this you either have no life or are as bored as I am. Squirrels and zombie bunnies are coming for your soul, so here is a warning run now. RUN I TELL YOU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. MUWHAHAHAHA...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 19:27:00 GMT

Ugly muffins are as good as pretty cupcakes!!

I am bored, and have a werid obession about cupcakes. Little cakes are awesome. I would shake the mans hand who invented cupcakes. You know what, whatever happens to the people in the fairy tales. Wh...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Own your friends

What the hell people. I'm not good enough for you people to buy. Well screw you. I feel unloved and unwanted. You people suck. Tears!
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 20:39:00 GMT

I’m dreaming of Squirrels eating your soul!

I’m at work and I am freakin bored out of my skull. No one is here, its Friday night and I’m all alone. Ahhhhhh! What the hell. Well thats all for now. Thought of the day: If Mr. Rogers wa...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:57:00 GMT

All the worlds a stage and i wish i could get my money back!

Boredom has reached its peak today. If only I had something to actually do here. But you know what, I live in bum f***ed egypt where there is nothing to freakin do. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! the Squirrels are coming

What up to the idiots of today, tommorrow and the future! Squirrels are coming to eat your brains if they can find them. No one is at the office right now so please leave a message after the beep. *BE...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:13:00 GMT

All alone, no one here

I am alone and bored. Sad combination. I have no one here. But on the bright side I do have some friends. Even if some of them if not all are a little retarded. Ha ha. What to do what to do. Someone h...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:03:00 GMT

God I'm bored.

There is nothing to do here in MN. I am so freakin bored. Someone please stop the insanity of nothing. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I have the stupid Mr. Roger's song in my head. Would you be, could you be my neigb...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Want to be my friend?

I'm bored and if you have seen my pics I am pale. God am I pale. But I get out in the sun and all it does is bleach my hair. Thats about it. Oh well. What are you going to do. I need more friend,...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:43:00 GMT