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Thank you number 2

Dear number 2, You were an experiment. You ended up hurting me more than I hurt you, so congrats! You taught me 2 things. 1) Always be a hard ass. 2) Never believe someone's promises. You always lov...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

By the light of the sun...I knew your time would come.

Those lines on your face that tell your story... they are subtly telling me that you lied. You don't have to cut me down to make your point I know which way the winds blowing. I can smell ...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

I wish there were something I could do

to revive my life. To feel the excitement I used to feel. To even feel emotions that I used to feel. Nothing will bring that back. Not you, not him, not anyone. I've lost all my heart, my oo...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST

Living dead girl is the shiznit!

So I'm listening to Rob Zombie & am pretty much all alone at work. There is one fucking annoying kid here but he doesn't really count because I tell him to get away from the counter when he comes ...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:54:00 PST

Decapitated by phallicy

If you want it, did you never want for more The Girl Scout fell from grace If you want it, did you never want for more I spit inside her face If you want it, did you never want for more The lines that...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:28:00 PST

Fuck VH1! This was the BEST WEEK EVER!

So since I'm a lazy bitch and didn't take that many pictures, I'm sure once I get more from Shannon and Michelle that I will post more but here are some pictures from my Spring Break road trip. We wen...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

"just a little list."

IF I was looking for a boy to spend my time with, these are some of the things I would look for... 1. Has to be goal oriented and not a loser. 2. Has to have a sense of humor & keep me laughing. 3...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:49:00 PST

Relapsing

Last call at the hospitalYou slept through it allAnd these four walls warn youThat your surgery, it might not be the keyTo fix the memory of you and meDoctor I don't know what I've doneThere's more to...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:08:00 PST

Lost & found

Still wearing last nights make-up and I can't seem to shake this feeling that something horrible has happened. When I looked down at my sleeve last night something was missing. I don't know where I ...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

bangin the beats.

Let's talk about sex, baby. I wanna hear all the inner workings of what sets your babies free. But don't forget silly little girl that your guard came down when your panties did. So listen to all t...
Posted by Jen [is a funny funny girl] [HAF] on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST