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Yolande

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About Me

but not the hippopotamus

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I'd like to meet:

christopher walken! no one else. i don't friend anyone i don't already know unless it's walken.

My Blog

a moment of silence for Ubu J Whiskerson please

Ubu passed yesterday morning, May 22, 2009 at 6:30 am at his home in Kailua at 11 years old.  He will be remembered fondly and forever by those whose lives he has touched.  He was renowned for his mas...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 15:07:00 GMT

i like little boys

so i took sophi to see 17 again today and i was totally perving out on the zack efron kid.  i should be put in prison for the way i was lookin at that child. i'm a filthy old predator. this is so wron...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 21:17:00 GMT

killer in the back seat

every time i'm driving home singing 'crazy for you' when it comes on the radio, i always get freaked out that there might be a psycho murderer who hopped into the back seat of my car... not because he...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:36:00 GMT

it's funny

i can't even sign my kid up for soccer without a birth certificate and obama became president without coming up with one. 
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:44:00 GMT

mandoo?

so i brought a plate of mandoo over to my friend's house, cause when we make mandoo we make 100s and give um away.  it didn't register in my brain until right now that he didn't know what they were. "...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:08:00 GMT

lame

so our 9th wedding anniversary was last week. and, to celebrate, mike left town and went on vacation with his friends. yeah. but he brought me back a tshirt, so that was cool.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:29:00 GMT

wtf

holy shit. i just bought a 150 dollar calculator that i couldn't figure out how to turn off without looking through the manual for five minutes.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:28:00 GMT

i’m way too...

...goofy for my new myspace goth look.  i loved setting up my page just the way i liked it. now they've changed how u do it and i'm much too lazy to invest a half hour to try to figure it out so ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:09:00 GMT

gg

i'm just sittin around eatin pizza with the dog.  i'm pretty sure she's gonna die from all the crap i feed her. that's ok. i wanted a smaller dog anyway. i'll go pick up a chihuahua after this on...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:49:00 GMT

gross

my dog's breath smells like a pile of assholes
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:44:00 GMT