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Captain Jack

About Me

I be the captain of that thar seafaring vessel, th' Black Pearl,
and the hard life of the sea is the life for me!
But the Pearl, she be docked here in New England town,
while I have some land adventures,
usually filmed by a local wench, who serves me Re-Ment grub.
Blasted wench keeps callin me Rob Zombie!!
I be knowing some Momokos-but nay, not intimately,
nasty foolish wenches they be!
The comp'ny 'round here stinks like rotted fish!
*sigh* I must drown me sorrows in rum.
Gimme some better camaraderie... Come and friend me, Mate!

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Me adventures on film

POTC Isn't me REAL stories.Local wench I told ye about has been filming ME.Pestering wench, following me 'round like blasted paparazzi while I'm trying to get me work done!!I tell 'er to go walk the p...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:57:00 GMT

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, matey!

Aye, Matey, It be here again, September 19th!Here be some language translators for you landlubbers,Some clubs and info for all you pirate sprogs!http://www.yarr.org.uk/http://www.yaaarrr.com/http:// ww...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:55:00 GMT

Quiz: What POTC Character are you?

Take the quiz!http://quiz.myyearbook.com/myspace/TelevisionMovies/227 82/What_Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_Character_are_You.html
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:50:00 GMT