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Cleveland Steamer

APPP, LOOKS LIKE ABE SIMPSON'S GOT 'IM! ...........

About Me

Your future is so bleak. All the more reason to start drinking. You can cry about the wax in your ears, and how you never seem to be able to get rid of the hair on your left thigh, and I can pour us more shots and say, "My father never loved me, and I'll never be a circus acrobat...all my dreams, crushed. Why does god hate us, Jenny?"

My Blog

Wear Sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable th...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 20:47:00 GMT

Nobody Likes Secrets

This blog has caused nothing but *THIS* trouble. I must admit, it was fun at the time. But then i got bored of things... and it was really all about bashing sluts and bonding with friends. ..............
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 13:26:00 GMT

I'm not stoned, .. I'm just gay!

By the looks of the way I thought things were going to turn out last night, I was pretty pissed, actually no, I just wanted to smoke pot. Anyways, after long, backbreaking hours of figuring out w...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:20:00 GMT

Mitch Plunkett;R.I.P♥

mitch plunkett; i never saw you being a downer once, never. i can still hear your funny fake british accent in my head. your enormous old goofy looking brown shoes and your tiny summer hero shirt...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 20:58:00 GMT