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Turd Ferguson

Mechanical monkeys make good musicians.

About Me

I run with scissors, and I poke badgers with spoons. I'm not tall. I don't dance...unless I'm either really drunk or it's a slow song. I love GOOD music. I like to laugh. I like to make people laugh. I love intelligent conversations. I love conversations that have nothing to do with anything. I don't have any pictures of me with my shirt off. I love LSU Football. I have excellent friends and I would give my life for them. I like going to bars w/ my friends. I don't like trends. I love playing Trivial Pursuit. I love useless knowledge.
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My Interests

Much, much too far away. :(That guy got his bell rung!! I LOVE IT!Sexy parties! Thanks for the pic Toni!

I'd like to meet:

..

Movies:

i like 'em

Television:

adult swim, almost anything on the discovery channel, football

Books:

haven't read a book in a while, but if i had to pick, i would go with fiction.

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg

My Blog

Seduction Style

Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are sp...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST