The 5 senses, breathing, bleeding, thinking too much, addicted to Splenda, insomnia, Vampires, melted sorbet, black licorice/jelly beans, raw foods, non-fat foods, pumpkin seeds, reading the first 5 pages of a book and then reading the last page, tempting myself with forbidden fruits...and scarfing down the whole damn apple! Lady Macbeth! HUNTING DOWN LIARS (you know who you are, you just convinced yourself you're not a liar)!
Mojo JoJo, w/ extra mojo! I'm gonna spank that bad monkey!!! Shaggy after rehab, he's actually the one that started the whole grunge look, it's just that everyone in Seattle watched Scooby-Doo all the time and worshipped the Shag-meister!!! After rehab all the hot girls wanted to snack on his yummy "Scooby-Snack" (mmmm, cuz it's so Shagalicious), including the Doo-man himself (Scooby's a homo)!!! &...People who don't take these whole "Friends" networking things too seriously... some of you are puttin a whole freakin resume up here: "I like to take long walks on the beach" crap! (blah) save it for the bars! Cornball stuff here folks!
Bobby Seger baby! Bread, Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks), PINK FLOYD! Me-TALLICA!!! Radiohead, Tool, The Clash!, The Cure, Madness, Morrisey, New Order, INXS, Type O Negative, Depechmode, NIN, Korn, Deftones, System of a Down, Aerosmith, Chilli Peppers, Janes Addiction, Shirley Manson (from Garbage) has the sexiest voice! Cold Play, Morcheeba, Tribe Called Quest, Ice Cube, Rakim, Hi C, AMG, Ghetto Boys (only old school rap, not today's) cheesy hairband ballads from the 80's, Beatles (lates 60's), Industrial, Deep house, Breaks, Deep trance, (play it and there's a good chance I'll like it. If Britany or Justin sings it, the stereo's flying out the window, fag music!!)
Where to begin? Requim for a Dream, Pi, A Clock Work Orange, Memento, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Office Space, Dogma, Mallrats, Trainspotting, Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, As Good as it Gets, Edward Sissorhands, Chasing Amy, Serendipity, Pulp Fiction, Resovoir Dogs, Kill Bill, South Park the Movie, Adaptation, The Hustler, Breakfast at Tiffany's, T2, Usual Suspects, Snatch, Fight Club, Vampire Hunter D, Blade Runner, Taxi Driver, Ragging Bull, The Wild Ones, 2 Days in the Valley, American Beauty, Great Escape, A Place in the Sun, Casablanca, God Father Saga, 2001, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Blade Runner, Omega Man, 28 Days Later, American Werewolf in London, Road Warrior, Gone with the Wind, Punch Drunk Love, 21 Grams, Midnight Cowboy, The Graduate, Giant, East of Eden, Rebel w/out a Cause, Deer Hunter, Midnight Express, Gallipoli, The Seawolf, Way of the Gun, Hollywood Shuffle, The Warriors, Salems Lot, Cool Hand Luke, Raising Arizona, Amadeus, Dangerous Laisons, Scarface, Being John Malkovich, Waterworld (NOT!!! just seeing if you were still paying attention)..... (had enough, cuz there's lots more!!!)
Bravo, AMC, Comedy Channel (South Park b'yotch) (hell- just video tape your life and that should make a great TV show these days!!)
Wuthering Heights It's actually the 1st "Soap Opera" ever if you think about; people w/lots of issues!