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A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist.

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About Me

The magick that was July 06!!/pWHERE WAS THAT EYE-RACKIE ,
2 slideshows on the last picnic!!

Look at these cunts!! , Im impressed no one was sick in these!! ,

20 minutes to midnight and am contemplating 2 options to stopping my destiny of starting a stabbing rampage. This rampage of stabbing is induced by feelings of hopelessness about the impending apocalypse. Option 1 is obvious, irradicate 4/5 of the populace of natives in a small caribbean like island, install self as saviour/god and head of democratically elected goverment and stay the fuck away from those pesky troublemakers. Option 2...well option 2 was the stabbing thing...but since Im on the spot, and my throat is partched gotta resort to good old highlighter fluid.

AND IF YOUR REALLY BORED...READ THIS...

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride ...' And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace...words to live by from the lamented soul William Hicks (just ignore the post-Donnie Darko comment)


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sherif
Birthday: 14th of August
Birthplace: Finland, where Santa lives
Current Location: North London
Eye Color: Greeny Blue
Height: Nearing 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mixed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Omar Shamsham slippers
Your Weakness: Various insecurities coupled with a surprising ego. A very low tolerance for caffeen.
Your Fears: The usual, food poisoning, sodomy, and smelly people on the tube.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken? Always a good choice.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally being able to autofellate, naah!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yuck, the usual. gigging like a virgin
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who crapped in this orifice?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes probably, god gave me a weakness for sweeties and being lazy.
Your Bedtime: When im bored of being conscious.
Your Most Missed Memory: Lets not reminisce, its not plesant.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: ...that part of the survey huh.
Single or Group Dates: Group date, what the fuck, how would that work, like seriously? Dont get it, only had like 1-2 double dates in my life and i found them to be...well surprisingly nice, but still group date? What sorta alien mongoloid race needs multiple partners to reproduce? Or am I missing a point here.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: boooooooooooriiiiiiiiing
Cappuccino or Coffee: Should have stated above only form of caffeen I have is in its cold, carbonated form...fuck coffee!!
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: see above
Do you Sing: Yep. Utterly pothetic attempts mind you, and by singing its me humming a song under my breath on my own very very quitly.
Do you Shower Daily: Do try yeah.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been, was fun.
Do you want to get Married: lol, lets try and get a life going before I do that...but eventually yes.
Do you belive in yourself: So so.
Do you get Motion Sickness: The reason why I dont mosh, or head bang. Oh and it looks retarded.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ah yes, the ego thing...kinda, yeah :)
Are you a Health Freak: HA, use to work in a health food store and kept on eating KFC, Pizzas, etc etc when there.
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Move along, nothing to see here.
Do you play an Instrument: ...hahahahahhahahahahaha, is that a masturbation joke?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Naah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Niet.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ...wow, aint this the most deppresed I been since Christmas, cheers!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: THANK GOD, THANK GOD, YES YES YES!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No foreseeable interesting comment here, go next question/anwser!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: for fuck sakes, what sorta idiot wrote these things, like anyones interested in my anwser to this....thats a no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Little bit of this, little bit of that, who knows!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my bath tub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naah.
Ever been Drunk: not yet, not gonna.
Ever been called a Tease: oh boy
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet.
Ever Shoplifted: Once...when I was 6, my parents made me return it to the shop...it was a sweety!
How do you want to Die: Dont care, low level of pain and before im 70 are things Im hoping for.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy?
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Lapland (again!), Italy, Dubai (again!), Places in Latin America, USA, what ever is cheap and chearful is the most realistic travel option.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: What ever, really dont mind.
Favourite Hair Color: Prefer dark hair.
Short or Long Hair: What ever.
Height: Blaa blaa blaa
Best Clothing Style: No track suit bottoms when walking down the high street and your ok in my eyes, its not like Im in any position to judge considering my fashion past.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Paracetamole, Aspirin, and Ascorbic acid.
Number of CDs I own: Cant be arsed to count.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: What did I say about reminiscing!!!
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* Congressman: Wait a second, I want to tack on a rider to that bill. Thirty million dollars of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

* House Speaker: All in favour of the amended Springfield/pervert bill? (members of congress boo) Bill defeated.

* Kent Brockman: (on TV) I've said it before and I'll say it again—democracy simply doesn't work.

My Interests

80s pop music, aaron sorkin, a perfect circle, alan moore, alpine skying, (st) bill hicks, coen brothers, donington, dubai, eating, interpol, iroquois pliskin, jeff buckley, johnny cash, kevin smith flicks, lost, metal, ridiculous amount of movie trivia, m.m.a, muse, neil gaiman, nin, oh dae-su, opeth, palahniuk, park chan-wook, playing devils advocate, politics, rammstein, reading, religion, sandman, system of a down, telly, top 250 imdb, tool

I'd like to meet:

Would be a blast to meet David Mitchell from Peep Show, he seems like a fairly entertaining fella with fun ideas. Or Silent Bob, me and him would click. Partying with David Cross would kick all sorts of assess. Huge fan of Mr Stewart and Colber(t)...obvious gotta have Jimmy Keenan here. As well as Stoyan...dont see enough of that dude!!

Music:

Tool, Metallica, NIN, Muse, Machine Head, Slipknot, Interpol, Rammstein, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, the Prodigy, Jeff Buckley, Gorillaz, the Mars Volta, Slayer, System of a Down, Opeth, Korn, Apocalyptica, Black Label Society, Deftones, CKY, Franz Feredinand, Type O Negative, Faithless, Breed 77, Fear Factory, Incubus, HIM, Joy Division, Lostprophets, Dimmu Borgir, Kaiser Chiefs, At the Drive In, Nightwish, Richard Cheese, My Chemical Romance (...I guess I should retract my earlier negative comments regarding MCR, but they were valid at the time...I guess juvenile, angsty, pop music appeals to me at the moment)

Movies:

Anything really

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Television:

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Books:

How to Kill with Your Bare Hands, How to Maim with Your Feet, and Places to Stick Your Elbow that Are Hardly Polite, How to be a Psychic!, Cold Reading: The Trick of the Psychic, Make Women Believe You're Psychic: Then Have Sex with Them!, and How to 69 with Yourself...and...Homosexual Sex as Harmful as Drug Abuse, Prostitutio and Smoking (worryingly enough, that last book title is real)

Heroes:

This is a list of people I have read up on, and for whatever reason they struck me as special, or somehow admirable: Norman Borlaug (the estimated figure of the number of lives saved by this brilliant scientist is over a billion, greatest person who ever lived bar none), Juan Pujol Garcia (Garbo), Roméo Dallaire, Paul Rusesabagina, Hugh Thompson Jr, Richard Francis Burton,Audie Murphy, L.Ron Hubbard "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion"(...and yes, am being sarcastic with him!), Raoul Wallenberg, Corrie ten Boom,Liviu Librescu, Frank Foley, Wilm Hosenfield, John Rabe, Chiune Sugihara, Bill Hicks, Nicholas Winton, Oskar Schindler and Warren Buffett for the largest charitable donation in the history of history...Im praying for billionaires to try and beat this act!

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Institutional Instructions

Finland In Finnish military drill, commands are two parted: valmistava (precautionary/readying) and käskevä (executive). When ordering a formation, the commanding soldier (officer or assigned drill su...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:05:00 PST

Unexpected Apocalypse

This species trator has created a cause celebre, a rallying cry for our single worst enemy. The cows.Cows with GunsFuck cows. Fuck cows up their stupids asses....
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST

Comedy Gold

To view the best introduction I have ever seen to a new slasher movie see this guys online dating profile: Sam LOOOOOOOOOOOVES computers, is single, and loves red heads. He wants a new friend...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

Official discharge

Im free, my obligations to my motherland are fulfilled. I no longer have to salute loud angry white men with over-inflated egos and a tendency for chronic nit-picking. To celebrate Im going to let my ...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

To perspiration.

Am facing the option of doing a 6 month stint, or continuing for a full 12 months for Aukki (leadership training). Would mean 6 MORE months of sweating, and cursing, and enjoying 1 minute showers. And...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST

Social democracy, as explained by da shezzmeistaaaaarrr!

Liberal Democracy.Within a state run on socialist ideology, goverment subsidiced institutions of education, healthcare, social security are free. As are libraries, the police, the fire department, etc...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:15:00 PST

LETS BURN THE BARN DOWN!

In preparation for military service Im trying to get into all the stereotypes. The one I am going to deal with now, is my hatred for pinko commie scum. The world would be a cleaner place if pink commi...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

Imagining the 10th Dimension.

Saw the most fantastic article ever on digg.com , its a video explaing to the layman how different dimensions work. When talking about dimensions their talking about length, width, depth, time, etc. h...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:38:00 PST

Stupidness of it all.

I am going to miss London. I keep on reading about stuff thats going to occur when I leave that makes me really sad. Right now its starting with Nickys birthday, Tool coming back, Joe Rogan and UFC ar...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

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Currently contemplating the merit of pascal's wager, still got THAT monkey on my back. Reading about globalization makes me depressed, I keep on coming back to cost-benefit analysis and how WE ALL got...
Posted by A gentleman of leisure, the evil antagonist. on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:44:00 PST