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Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD"

A cowboy without a gun aint no cowboy, he is just a..... Well I dont know what he is but he aint no

About Me


Well,Im a pathetic loser! J/K! I have a amazing wife that is loved by me!! Most of the time I get food on me when I eat. Im a little Punk Rock with a little who cares. I like to ride my fiddy and pop some wheelies. I was once tapped on the shoulder. I am a graphic artist and love art. My krew KsD, basiclly we are all really good friends, and some of us walk together. We just gave our Friendship a name. I have seen a cow graze a field. I like hanging out at my house mostly, you know mowing grass and watering dirt. Sometimes go out to bars. I like letting my grandma beat me at checkers cuz I love her, I have never owned a car with hubcaps, Other than that I just like to hang with the Krew. KsD till the day I die.
I for got I like to dig holes and burn wood.
Well, I think this hits the spot Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally BADASS. Best person you'll ever meet!

My Interests

Well I enjoy riding my motorcycles, four wheeliers, editing my videos for CRAPfilms, I enjoy corazy nights with my KsD buddies at the bar and the parties, I love Punk music, being random, being a dork, being an ass, and enjoing my crazy adventures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pretty much go where ever my imagination takes me. It might take me to you!!!!!I like watching birds fly, because it reminds me of my place. Down here on the ground. For real flying is for the birds!!! I was once interested in How clocks work, but it took up to much of my time! I have both of my legs, and all of my fingers!

I'd like to meet:

There is tons of people I would love to meet. Some famous, some not! I love the crap out of Bam Margera, I think he is one of the smartest people in the world. He makes so much money off doing crap people think is stupid.

What I look for in a friend is someone who can put up with me and understand me! Someone who doesnt get on my nerves! Some one thats down for the ride!

Now in a girl that I'm not looking for! Because she is in my arms right now! she is the best ever! I couldnt be happier, she makes me fill loved everyday! I wouldnt be as happy as I am today without her! She is amazing, smart cute, funny, beautiful, smart, and she makes me speachless!

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high, Full of the single greatest commodity known to man: Promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul. In the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's gonna be ok.

From the album "In Love And Death"
Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight. I want the pain of payment. What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter. I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything. Especially a fucking knife.
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Movies:

Haggard, CKY, CKY2K, CKY 3, and 4

Television:

Take the quiz:
What kind of bike are you ?

Ducati 999R
Your a Ferrari on two wheels, the Italian Stallion. Its European muscle at its finest.

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Books:


My Hitman Name
Nono's Little Pistol
Favorite Killing Spot: The Crapper
Biggest Enemy: The Gibb
Favorite Weapon: Claw Hammer
Eyes Gouged: One
People Iced: Fourty Five
Arms Broken: Five
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Tounges Cut Off: Three
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Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, my Grandpa, Bam Margera, and last butt not least Kyle and Sandwiches

My Blog

I’ve farted

I've farted in my car I've farted in my yard I've farted in your yard I've farted in church I've farted in a pool I've farted in your house I've farted quiet like a mouse I've farted and you have tast...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

What she is to me!!

Ok things couldnt be any better! I have a girl who doesnt make me second think anything! I have what I want, an amazing girl who makes me feel good about myself, and lets me know she really cares...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

A few of my naked pics of my ex-girlfriendssssss!!

Hahahaha you looked! I have some but I will not reveal them! YET!!...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST

Wills top ten ways to get hurt!

Shit that has happen to me!! 10. Here hold this and I will lite it! 9. Errrrrrrrrrrt bam. and then I was on the hood! 8. Swan dive to the hood of the Cavi! from the top of the Jareds truck. 7. Ju...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:02:00 PST

Well what will it be door 1, door 2, Or door 3!!

After picking door number two, that all exspence paid trip down a flight of stairs behind door number three doesnt look that bad! I knew I should have gone with door number one, A huge ...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:15:00 PST

Speed bumps

Sometimes life throws you a speed bump! You know the kind we all incounter. The ones where there is no other road to take. I sometimes just speed up and jump them. But, some are a little big...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:10:00 PST

Im here but im not

I cant seem to find the light at the end of the tunnel. Or is it that Im blind, Or is it that there is no light. Im lost in the middle of no where and cant find my way back. I guess I should have aske...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:20:00 PST

For real

I am not a joke, I am a person, with feeling, I am for real, I want to be happy, I want to be loved, I want to be important, I want to be on top, on top of the world, but most importantly I want to ma...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:27:00 PST

Beauty Is near!

Beauty graces me once more with her presence! I find thoughts of her running threw my head all day. Will beauty's presence be with me for time to come. I find myself letting go and letting time do his...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

The feelings

The feelings that you get when you see the one that makes you glow. They are the feelings you wish you had everyday of you life. The feeling of the first kiss from the one, the one that only fate know...
Posted by Whammie Bammie Slap My Fannie "KsD" on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:46:00 PST