I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in bacofoil...or something?..I'm also Mel, I'm 27 and I'm a freelance artist/photographer and part time provider of alcoholic beverages. I live in Blackpool, and have worked for the past 7 years at its only rock/alternative club...'The Tache', where I serve warm beer to metal kids, goths, emos, punks and all manner of other degenerates like myself until I get a real job or someone decides to pay me lots for my artistical prowess!
I crave silliness and Mexican food and have a juvenile fascination with video-games, toys and cartoons. Oh....and anything a bit rude makes me giggle, particularly words like 'gusset'!
My alter-egos include: Mel O.D, sMEL, sMelly, Smelaroo, Melly-bobs, Mellio, Sir Mellington III, and..Mellend..(do not call me this if you expect a response, unless your name's Malc!)
