"HollyWood J.R."

If Your Boyfriend Thinks A Full Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Chicken And A Six-Pack Of Corona's Or If He Thinks Fourplay Is An Half-An-Hour Of Begging And Slipping Off Your Shoes, You Need To Kick Them All To The Curb.I'm A Show Carpenter For The New York State Convention Center Who Also Moonlights As An Up And Coming Actor.I'm Still A kid At Heart. I can Wear A Suit And Fit Right In A Banquet Or A Ballroom, Or Feel Right At Home At A Hole In The Wall Houseparty. You Can Feed Me Fish And Spaghetti Or A 2 Piece Special At Mama's Fried Chicken, I'm Good With Both. You Might Catch Me Doing The Bachata At Copacabana Or Getting Dubbed At 40/40. I can Be A true Romantic Or A bad Boy, Kind Of Like A Gangster And A Gentleman. I'm Open Minded, Do What I Say I'll Do And Can Be Very Driven. Watch Out For The Spontaneous Humor. I'm The Type Of Dude Who Believes That A Woman Taking Her Man With Her To A Beauty Salon And Have Him There While She Gets A Wash And Set Is Equivalent To A Man Taking His Girl To A Strip Club. So Hit Me Up With A line Or Two, Oh, And By The Way, That Other Dude's Profile You Just Looked At Is A Myspace Gangster, All Those Guns, Money And Drugs Was Lend To Him By Me.