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Dave

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Constant hibituation is the key to success

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Intellectuals, comedians, writers, bowlers, and pornstars

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The First Man to Ever Pop his Collar pt. 1

The First Man to Ever Pop his Collar ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Part 1:  Connolly   "Dude you got to come look at this" Jake yelled. "Wha...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Efficiency

There are many commercials on TV in which companies, such as FedEx, are bragging about how efficient they will make your small business or large business.  They show someone sitting in an office ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 14:56:00 GMT

A bit confused about religious beliefs

That is funny that they have the catergories religion and philosophy as the same thing.  Both unanswerable so I don't expect or want anyone to attempt to answer any questions I may pose if any.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:14:00 GMT

MySpace and Casablanca

There is the one that makes sense and the one that doesn't make sense.  You're in a relationship and you have to take a step back, look at the situation from an outsiders perspective.  Do we...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 16:43:00 GMT

Max

Max is a dog.  Max is 17 years old.  Max is blind and deaf.  Max has a giant hemorrhoid.  Max is a relic, just like Heartwood.  In this former hippie commune, I am watchi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 17:08:00 GMT

A corny poem I wrote once (I usually write them twice)

To an old Friend I just Met:Our eyes tell of our pastSilence is the ease of our contentmentGlances for moments, hours lastThrough your languid, honest temperment Waves of familiarity with each smileRe...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:44:00 GMT

Outdoors

I was walking through the woods today; a beautiful Michigan winter day.  I had the rare feeling of solitude as I saw a doe and her baby run across my path.  I wish the words I had there...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 19:09:00 GMT

What was I thinking?

Dear Friends, I may not be around much this semester.  I am back working at Croyden Avenue School.  It is a public school for children with developmental disabilities.  I work in the pr...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:06:00 GMT

Music

Stereotyping music annoys me.  It makes the point that forms of music are inherently different.  "Country isn't like Rock n' Roll isn't like Jazz".  It's strange to view music in this w...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 17:59:00 GMT