The Pledge of Obedience |
Alright kids, I think it's about time that someone discussed one of the most retarded aspects of American culture, and that is The Pledge of Allegiance. What are we, a nation of boy scouts and brownie...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:55:00 GMT |
O. J. ATE MY BABY! |
O. J. ATE MY BABY!
As hard as it may be to remember, there was once a time when O.J. Simpson was a shining example of all-American success: he was a celebrated football player, dubious actor an...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:28:00 GMT |
The Surrealist Pledge of Allegiance |
I pledge allegiance, to Rene Magritte, and the pipe that is not a pipe,and to the pipe for which he stood, one surrealist , with libidinous jello for all... Amen.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:57:00 GMT |
This Is The Reason I dont get many dates |
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What I believe in:
Whadda ya got? Actually, I believe in a hodge podge of various things, including the divinity of midgets and dwarves. We're really fairy folk sent from the outer r...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:14:00 GMT |
George Carlin R.I.P. |
Well friends, it is my sad duty to address the loss of a true national treasure out in Santa Monica yesterday. The great George Carlin has passed on to the next phase. fUCK-a-dOODLE SHIT! I thou...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
BeBos Guide to 21st Century Home Security |
Home security in the 21st century requires more than expensive, sophisticated alarms, CCTV cameras and intimidating guard dogs. In the New Millennium, such measures are insufficient to fully ensure th...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:16:00 GMT |
