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Im not gonna waste anyones time here im pretty much bad ass.That sums it up in one sentence but let me elaborate. Me and god are like THIS son.He gave me magic powers and all that shit.I ride a giant magical butterfly to work .I eat unicorns even though their extinct then I turn their magic horns into bongs and get magic high, I dont give a fuck.I fought Chuck Norris and took that bitches beard and then he turned into Andy Dick ,it was all in his beard,now I karate chop shit all over the place.I can hold my breathe for like hours and this one time i was in the placantic ocean holding my breathe and I totally played with a mermaids titty's."I wonder where a mermaids vagina is?"It's weird.Anyways that all happened on a tuesday.I think next week Im gonna go bungie jump sky diving hot air ballon bull ride M.M.A fighting with the RZA.WUTANG BITCH