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AL GRANDE

About Me

AL GRANDE LIVES IN MINNEAPOLIS. AL GRANDE PLAYS SEVERAL INSTRUMENTS. AL GRANDE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL BANDS, INCLUDING: THE BUSIEST BANKRUPTCY LAWYERS IN MINNESOTA, BOX OF STEAKS, UBERSCENESTER, THE RED FLAGS, MURDERAPOLIS, THE MIKE SUADE POSSE, PUSH ON JUNIOR, JASON SACK, BOX OF DORKS AND SOME OTHERS THAT AL GRANDE CAN'T REMEBER RIGHT NOW. AL GRANDE HAS A LOW VOICE AND SINGS ABOUT UNHAPPY SUBJECTS, YET DOESN'T WEAR EYE LINER. AL GRANDE IS OWNED BY THREE BULL TERRIERS. AL GRANDE WAS GIVEN HIS NICKNAME BY "BABY" GRANT JOHNSON WHEN AL GRANDE WAS SKINNY, BUT NOW AL GRANDE LIVES UP TO HIS NAME. AL GRANDE USED TO LIVE IN RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA AND DOES NOT WISH TO AGAIN. AL GRANDE CAN'T SWIM. AL GRANDE IS A COOK. AL GRANDE DRINKS OLD STYLE & POLISH. AL GRANDE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES, WATCHES SCI-FI MOVIES AND READS COMIC BOOKS, BUT WILL PUNCH ANYONE DRESSED LIKE AN ELF. AL GRANDE IS NOT A MEXICAN. AL GRANDE STARTED PLAYING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WHEN HE WAS FIVE. AL GRANDE WEARS BIG PLASTIC GLASSES BECAUSE THEY DON'T FREEZE TO AL GRANDE'S FACE IN THE MINNESOTA WINTER. AL GRANDE'S MOTHER IS A FAMOUS AUTHOR. AL GRANDE HATES HAVING TO OWN A CELL PHONE. AL GRANDE ONCE SAW TED TURNER AND JANE FONDA SPRINTING AT THE AIRPORT. AL GRANDE TAKES HIS TOYS OUT OF THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING. AL GRANDE HATES COOKING AT HOME. AL GRANDE USED TO LIVE IN A POORLY MANAGED FOUR PLEX THAT IS HAUNTED BY A WOMAN IN A HOOP SKIRT. AL GRANDE DOESN'T DRIVE. AL GRANDE RECORDS HIS MUSIC ON A TASCAM DP-01FX. AL GRANDE HATES SPENDING MONEY ON MUSICAL GEAR. AL GRANDE ONCE SAW A DEMON. AL GRANDE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY CURLING ISN'T MORE POPULAR THAN IT IS. AL GRANDE IS HALF NORWEIGEN AND HALF SIOUX. AL GRANDE'S HEARSE WILL GET A FLAT TIRE. AL GRANDE'S FAVORITE VIDEO GAME IS "YAR'S REVENGE". AL GRANDE CAN FIT HIS WHOLE FIST IN HIS MOUTH. AL GRANDE ONCE TOLD TOM HANKS THAT AL GRANDE REALLY LIKED HIS PERFORMANCE IN "MAZES AND MONSTERS". AL GRANDE IS A LOUD OPINIONATED LIBERAL JERK WHO HATES TURNING HIS AMP DOWN AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE AL GRANDE'S MUSIC, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/06/2008
Band Website: http://www.sursumcorda.com/index_main.htm
Band Members: AL GRANDE, PAUL KRAFT AND STEVE TORTORICE
Influences: JACKSON POLLACK, ANDREI TARKOVSKY, FRANK MILLER, BRUCE CAMPBELL, ANY GUITAR UNDER $200, DARIO ARGENTO, FRANK THE BUNNY, JIM GAFFIGAN, THE UNIQUE THRIFT STORE, THE WORD "FUCK", ROBOT DEVIL, WHITE CASTLE, DOCTOR WHO, WINTER, ALAN MOORE, BACON, RENE O'CONNER, DAVID LYNCH, WARIO, HAL HARTLEY, R.A. SALVATORE, TED RAIMI, GRUMPY'S NE, SHAMWOW, STAN LEE, JACK KIRBY, WERNER HERZOG, KLAUS KINSKI, RICK FULLER'S UNCLE ROOM, RICHARD HARRIS, HELLBOY, RICHARD KELLY, DEXTER, OLD STYLE, CLAUDE MONET, WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DIG THEIR OWN GRAVE, DOLLAR MENU, CRISPIN GLOVER, KOS-MOS, ALTOIDS, THE FACE OF BOE, CARL SAGAN, THE LIVING HELL THAT IS AL GRANDE'S LIFE, LARS VON TRIER, WALLACE SHAWN, THE DOG FROM SILENT HILL 2, JIM JARMUSCH, POLISH, CHAOS THEORY, BENDER , STARDUST MEMORIES, THE MASTURBATING BEAR, WIM WENDERS, NOT BEING OVER-INFLUINCED BY ANY ONE SOURCE
Sounds Like: VIDEO DIRECTED BY MIKE SUADE AND EDITED BY RICK FULLER
Record Label: SURSUMCORDA
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

AL GRANDE RETURNS TO MYSPACE

AL GRANDE HAS BEEN NEGLECTING MYSPACE LATELY. HES BEEN CAUGHT UP IN THE TRAP OF THAT OTHER SOCIAL WEBSITE THAT SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS. IT SEEMS THAT THINGS GET A LITTLE TOO PERSONAL THERE, SO AL GRAND...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:12:00 GMT

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage


Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 22:28:00 GMT

In The Studio With Rick Rubin And Ray Stevens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gUwG7CtqYY
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:30:00 GMT

DEATH TO RAY STEVENS!!!

THIS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS CANCER.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:04:00 GMT

Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 THE IRISH AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO PERPETUATE STEREOTYPES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:21:00 GMT

I LOVE YOU BLAIR!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roIvR8Fc5Ps THIS IS WRONG.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:35:00 GMT

VINCE WITH SLAPCHOP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!"
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:21:00 GMT

NO COMPUTER

AL GRANDE'S COMPUTER DIED. IF ANYONE HAS AN OLD TOWER TO GET RID OF, TELL AL GRANDE. 
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:52:00 GMT

COOKIE PARTY! COOKIE PARTY! COOKIE PARTY!

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Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:53:00 GMT

AL GRANDE IS ILL.

AL GRANDE IS VERY SICK TODAY. AL GRANDE'S CAR IS ALSO SICK, SO AL GRANDE HAS TO TAKE THE BUS TO THE BANK, GET SOME DOG FOOD AND GET AL GRANDE'S BIKE BACK FROM GRUMPY'S N.E. THAT WAS LEFT THERE BE...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:33:00 GMT