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About Me

I love my girlfriend Amanda very very very much. She makes me feel like the King of the Jungle, and she's my lioness. Like The Beatles or a good wine, life just keeps getting better the more time I spend with her, and I love it.

I'm a musician, trying to make it a career, but who isn't, right? Got the cruddy songs written and all that, play a few instruments, composed a few film scores, producing some things. If you or anyone you know needs a musician in any capacity, why not contact me? Hmmmm?

I have such cool friends. Ask anyone.

I loves my brother. That motherfucker's the best brother there is as far as I'm concerned.

I also enjoy Indian food, films, obnoxious colors, and cute little puppies named Spagett.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Amanda, again and again.Dylan, McCartney, Lennon, Harrison, Starr, Eno, Brion, Smith, Lewis.

My Blog

Myspace

I have a recommendation for Myspace.Its more of a request, really.That request is that myspace have a "complain" feature. Here's how it works:1. You type in your complaint. (i.e. your fucking pictures...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:44:00 GMT

Pink and Clear Bullion Cube! (LOLZ LMAO I'MM SO FUNNY)

Ok, repost this and fill out or a scary janitor-man I mean scary robot janitor-killer man will appear by your bed at 3:07 in the morning with a pitchfork and kill you.Red Bullion Cube: Taken, and lovi...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:51:00 GMT

I'm Not Making Any Of This Up (Yes I Am)

So I rode the bus today. (not really) The city type, not the school-type. And you'd never believe what happened to me. Seriously. You just wouldn't. Probably because it didn't actually happen. But st...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:22:00 GMT

"I Wrote a Poem" By Ian Wadsworth Koolfellow

(per kipka request) I Wrote a Poem. Would you like to read it? You would? You may. Not. You may not read my poem. Here is why: The reason why is that I don't want you to. I don't want to let yo...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:08:00 GMT

Meaning Of Summer

That's right. You read the title. I figured out the Meaning of Summer. (Meaning of Life will come later.) First of all, you (you being the 2 or 3 people who actually read my blogs) need to understand...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:40:00 GMT

Inside The Head Of a Security Guard

Ah, man. I really feel good about being a security guard. I think today's gonna be a good day for securing. Things have been really... tense... lately, and I think a good day of securing will do me go...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:14:00 GMT

To Pop Tarts

Hey. It's me. I'm sorry to bother you right now. I know you're going through a rough time. But... I gotta ask... Cookie Dough? Ice Cream Sundae? SMORE? What were you thinking?! They're all disgusti...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:13:00 GMT

Blawgs

Members of the press. Esteemed colleagues. Moesha. You have all been gathered here today to hear my findings on cancer. But I'm not going to be giving those findings today. No. Because half way throu...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 23:08:00 GMT

Mel Gibson

So, I have a few words to say about our dear friend Mel Gibson. As so many of you know, Mel was recently pulled over for drunk driving. And in the process, he "let-slip" some anti-semitic statements....
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:16:00 GMT

Scary Movie Plot

So, I woke up this morning, and I had an idea for a scary movie. (those of you who have heard my idea for "the bag" know how good my ideas are.) So, tell me if you like it: It's a sunny morning on a ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:32:00 GMT