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Joe the Wildcard dude

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About Me

My name is Joe and I'm an asshole. I'm 25 years old I live in Odenton. Like to throw down anywhere ecspecially C-vegas or jorshes. I can't sit at the house for to long. Life's too short to be inside all day. Spend the days workin on my Z. Love cars and some good rockin music. Hate Drama Kids (you know who you are). I'm a pretty cool guy i guess just dont piss me off. I would do Bob Saget.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 8/7/83
Birthplace: Maryland
Current Location: Crofton
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French and Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red and black Vans
Your Weakness: Coors light
Your Fears: Anything with more than four legs
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fix up my Z
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dammit!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Stuffed Babies (Matt and damon you guys know)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK lounge
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Alone
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn Right
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope
Do you play an Instrument: Yep (Guitar Somtimes)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreo's dont come in boxes unless they are mini.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Sick Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: In Space
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Winner
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Whatever
Height: Short
Weight: Whatever
Best Clothing Style: Nothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ditto
Number of CDs I own: 2859
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 49,684,782,759.107,548.3
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Your Deadly Sins


Envy: 60%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 60%
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Pride: 40%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 51%
You will die in a duel. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom, Ryan Reynolds, Mitch Hedberg, Tim and Eric and Zack Morris and Tim Allen. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid824272798/bcti d1522827846