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Samantha

'Someone shit on, or around, the vacinity of coats.' And then you say, 'What??? I hope it wasn't on

About Me



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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:

Basics:
Name: Samantha
Date of Birth: 4/30/1983
Birthplace: Fort Wayne, IN
Current Location: same
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 5'6
Heritage: some of a lot of things
Piercings: 1 regular ear, 1 caraledge(cant spell that), and tongue
Tattoos: 3 for now
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Chevelle
Song: "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Claptin
Movie: Lady in the Water, Boondock Saints, all HP's and LOTR's
Disney Movie: cartoon: Little Mermaid or Aladin, non-cartoon: Pirates
TV show: 24
Color: pink
Food: chinese
Pizza topping: not a fan of pizza, but i guess black olives
Ice-Cream Flavor: cookies 'n' cream
Drink (alcoholic): sex on the beach
Soda: sprite
Store: best buy or target
Clothing Brand: no idea
Shoe Brand: no idea
Season: fall or spring
Month: april
Holiday/Festival: christmas
Flower: carnation
Make-Up Item: eye liner
Board game: sorry
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality mostly
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: same as always...lose weight
Most missed memory: all the good ones with my father
Best physical feature: eyes
First thought waking up: I want to go back to bed
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of plastic surgery: lap band?
Sesame street alter ego: only one i can think of is snuffelupogus...other than big bird I dont know anyone else
Fairytale alter ego: Shrek probably...not the best looking but funny
Most stupid remark: OMGZ PWNZ! I fucking hate that
Worst crime: Killing someone or an animal
Greatest ambition: To own my own Psychology Practice
Greatest fear: Drowning
Darkest secret: Left for me only
Favorite subject: Math
Strangest received gift: A barbie when I was in 8th grade...I didn't even know what to do with it anymore
Worst habit: Biting my nails
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: sometimes
Curse: yes
Shower daily: yes
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: i have
Sing: yes
Play an instrument: yes
Get along with your parents: yes
Wish on stars: yes
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: no
Cook: limited
Speak another language: yes
Dance: yes
Sing: yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: yes
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: yes
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: yes
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: yes
Cried yourself to sleep: yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? someone not looking you in the eye when talking
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? Depends on my work schedule
Name three things you can't live without: cell phone, car, computer
What is the color of your room? purple
Do you have any siblings? 4: 1 brother, 3 sisters
Do you have any pets? 5: 4 cats, 1 dog
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no
What is you middle name? Sue
What are you nicknames? Sammi, Sam, Sam Jam, Fuck face, bitch etc etc
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
What are your thoughts ..ion? I'm Pro Life
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes
Are you afraid of the dark? yes
How do you want to die? peacefully in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? no idea
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: anything NOT gray
Eye color: any
Height taller than me
Weight as long as he's clean
Most important physical feature: eyes
Biggest turn-off dirty with bad teeth
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What would you do if?:

What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: See what he wanted
You won the lottery: How much money?
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Which one?
You caught a friend stealing from you: I'd get it back and kick them out of my life
You witnessed a murder: Tell the police
A random stranger offered you candy: Deny it
MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd move on quickly
A genie granted you one wish: I'd ask that my family would live happy and full lives
You lost your favorite possession: I'd cry
You found 10 dollars on the ground: I'd do a happy dance
Your date throws up on you: I'd be concerned as to why
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: I'd kill them
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: If it ever happens, I'll let you know what I did
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call my mother
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I am interested in many things: Men, having fun, going out, DANCING, singing, writing, helping others, sign language etc. etc. etc.

the music and hero's thing is being gay so here they are up here:OK! let me name off some groups...have fun reading! Metallica, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Gunther and the Sunshine Girls, Black Eyed Peas, CHEVELLE!, Panic! At The Disco, 3 Doors Down, 10 Years, 311, ALicia Keys, America, Eagles, Outkast, Beastis Boys, Beethoven, Belinda Carlisle (80's), Benny Benassi, Big Mountain, Shai, Boyz 2 Men, Blur, BON JOVI! (old stuff), Bubba Sparx, Bush, Ciara, Luda, Usher, Cranberries, CCR, D12, Daniel Beddingfield, Darude, DHT, Digiral Underground, Disturbed, Doobie Brothers, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Eagles, Eurythmics, Extreme, Fall Out Boy, Flock of Seagulls, Foreigner, FORT MINOR! (good in concert btw), Lacuna Coil, Freestylers, Fugees, Garth Brooks, Good Charlotte, Green Day, No Doubt/Gwen Stefani, Heart, Herman's Hermits, House of Pain, INXS, Jamiriqui, Jars of Clay, Jem, Johnny Hates Jazz, JT, Kanye West (a few songs), Kelly Clarkson, Korn, Lil John, Limp Bizkit, some Lindsay Lohan, Loverboy, Madonna, Marky Mark!, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliott, Mis-teeq, Natalie Imbruglia, Motley Crue, Move, Naughty By Nature, Nelly, NKOTB!, Nightwish, Norah Jones, O-zone, Papa Roach, Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkle, Phil Collins, Pink, Poe, Poison, Prince, Pussycat Dolls, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Real Mccoy, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Righteous Brothers, Rihanna, Rob Zombie, Sarina Paris, Samantha Fox, Scorpions, Seether, Evanessance, Shakira, SHINEDOWN!, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Snoop, Spiderbait, Starship, Stone Temple Pilots, Story of the Year, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tears for Fears, Tegan and Sara, Tiffany, TOOL!, Trapt, Uriah Heep, Weezer, White Stripes, Will Smith...and many many more!Heros:My mother b/c she is strong and fantastic; My father b/c he taught me a lot about myself (i love you and miss you daddy, Save me a spot in heaven); and Dane Cook b/c he is the funnest person in the world.

I'd like to meet:

I am willing to meet up with those I find interesting :-)

Music:



Books:


Name: Samantha
Birthdate: 4/30
Birthplace: Ft. Wayne, IN
Current Location: Ft. Wayne, IN
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Ugly Brown naturally...hence the dye!
Height: 5'6 or 5'7
Weight: HA no
Piercings: 4..have had a total of 7 at one point though
Tatoos: 3, for now
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes
Overused Phraze: Los pescados mataron a Tomas, or Corey Quebro el tren
FAVORITES
Food: Chinese, seafood
Candy: no thank you
Number: 23
Color: Pink
Animal: Dolphins
Drink: Water and Crystal Light
Alcohol Drink: Vodka Cranberry, and sex on the beach
Bagel: cinnamen raisen (that spelled right?)
Letter: 'L' FOR LOVE!
Body Part on Opposite sex: Chest/Abs/Shoulders
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: SUBWAY!
Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: CHOCOLATE CALIENTE!
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: both
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: can't i have both?
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I'm tired
Most Missed Memory: my father (i miss you daddy, RIP)
Best phyiscal feature: eyes, lips and hair when i do it
First Thought Waking Up: not only is it too early to be awake, but i cant breathe DAMN ALLERGIES!
Goal for this year: My goal is always to lose weight
Best Friends: Denny, Stacey, Sommer and J-DOG!
Weakness: puppies and babies! both so cute
Fears: bugs and never amounting to anything
Heritage: I'm a mutt
Longest relationship: a year
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: desafortuando, si'
Ever been Drunk: what? me? drunk???? I THINK NOT! ok i'm lying
Ever been beaten up: HAHA that's funny...no i have not
Ever beaten someone up: coughs- ummm yeah
Ever Shoplifted: never anything big
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: what is this kissing?? hmmm yeah i have
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: as long as they're clear and not blood shot, they're pretty
Favorite Hair Color: as long as it's not gray
Short or Long: short, but some look good with long
Height: taller than me
Style: as long as they're clean
Looks or Personality: personality...mostly
Hot or Cute hot guys are usually dicks, so cute

My Blog

family vs friends

They say that blood is thicker than water...well i'm here to tell you that is bull shit.  When your blood does nothing but put you down, degrade you and make you feel like you're nothing but a fa...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

family

Well it has been awhile since I blogged. I guess the only new thing in my life right now is my father passed away.  The only ones I have told were my good friends and the ones that new him. It ha...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:49:00 PST

bah humbug

Well, my best friend is gone now...that sucks balls.  Also, I am sick...which sucks big hairy balls.  ALSO! My back hurts like a mofo...and THAT sucks big hairy sweaty balls!  But, othe...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:21:00 PST

WOOT

WOOT WOOT!  My friend is on her way here right now from Indiana!  I go drunk as hell last night and I have a wekk off of work!! WOOT WOOT!  Sorry a little happy right now.  Wild H...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:20:00 PST

Sex

Sex, ahhhh what a great thing.  If people got laid more, the worl would be so much happier.  Different sex, same sex...doesn't matter.  Oh and Jackie....;) meow.  HAHA. I dont see ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EXCITED!!!

As of August 20th, my best friend from Indiana will be here!!!  EXCITEMENT IS WELLING UP INSIDE ME!  Watch out Arizona, b/c we are going to be back together and going to RAISE HELL! If ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

News

Well, life has been interesting and throwing some curve balls at me.  I am looking for full time work and I am going to be going to online schooling for degrees in both Teaching and Psychology.&n...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuckin Idiots. Read this, this dude was stupid.

hey there everyone, if you have the time..read this if you dont, then skim or dont either/or .... i just wanted to show you all this convo b/c this guy was ungodfully over zealous, and stupid and need...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time!

I got my new freakin song man!  As much as I love Linkin Park and the Kids Arent alright by the offspring, or even Let's get it started by BEP....I LOVE THIS DAMN SONG! Anyway, I am a little into...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life

Well, ok...my first blog, I dont know what to say, so here is what is going on in life.  I went to Mexico 2 weekends ago, had a pretty shitty time, but got drunk and got some sun, so it was't TO...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST