About Me
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The Bender Crew is just some crazy ass fools fucking around making music in their spare time for themselves and their kindred spirits. Some of the kinds of music we wanted to hear wasn't being made or not being made enough so it was up to us to make it. This is not pop music and its not for everybody. You have to understand the essence of the Bender in order to understand these tracks. It's an acquired taste like a pint of guiness stout, an extra rare steak, or some juicy tacos de lengua.
Check our page time to time we'll be switch some songs or put some new ones up every two weeks or so.
We'd be honored if you added one of our songs to your profile, sorry no downloads yet but we'll be selling some cuts off the page soon or on I-tunes.
PEACE Barbecues, Revelry, Goodwill, and Happy Benders to all
That's all you need to know but if you want to know little more_________________________ peep this bio flow I just wrote_________
This is a little story about how/ the Bender Barbecue Party Crew first got down/ twin animals, Losfactor from the Tac Town/ and DJ Jupiter Henry from Seattle,/ kicked it make beats, and busted freestyles/and sometime they hit open mikes/ domes filled with poltergeist/ like the northern lights,/ let’s just say they played the game with some loaded dice/ yet they were not ready, they were still growing/ they rolled with some tight homies/ like Beau, TJ, Shanti, Delano, Yonnas, Otha, Shocklin, and many others/ like Chikodi Knocka/ the party rocker/ and the originator the Bender Sauce/ and Los, Jupe, and Chi were the primordial Bender Crew Squad/ and they recorded in the lap top/ studios of Unichron/ home of the gravity bong/where un chingo of forty bottles got downed/ as we got faded and we experimented with sounds/ and styles took it past the limit/ for the photo finish/ Jupe recorded Bjorn's solo album and Otha 74 minutes/ a virtuoso vocal percussion bonanza,/ liner notes had a spoken word posted by Losfactor/ If you seen Otha live you know he’s a force on the mike and nobody wanna go after/ cuz it so drastic/ but then there was this one asshole, a dirty rotten Scoundrel/ name is Larry, a quick analysis says he embodies pure talent/ he was from this crew called The Digglers with Wolly Mammoth, Stanky Loincloth, DJ Saberdick, Billy Balzac, and Dirty Sanchez/ ugh and that bad man Larry once claimed his dingleberry was more hairy than Ron Jeremy's/ that is a quick sample of how it is/ lyrics is awesome,/ so he joined the posse/ and it was also about that time that Shocklin/ Lewis from Compton,/ began to kick it with us and drop some/ mo shit up in the mix/ we had had kept running into him at cipher on corners outside house parties and shit/ he beatboxed and made beats liquid punk gutter bucket music,/ and Jupe, Los, Chikodi, Otha Major, Shocklin,/ and Larry/ collaborated on the first Bender LP,/ propane to the open flame/ pretty soon the Bender Crew got even more flavor/when Los ran into Wayne/ at Bumbershoot 2002 or was it 2 zero 3, I not sure I don’t remember dates, mang those were heavy bender days. oh wait, wait, wait, now I remember/ it was at an outdoors cipher in early September bro/ at the bumbershoot music festival,/ Wayne Bell Junior AKA homie, the Big Dipper was in his zone rocking the richter/ he's a flow ninja,/ rips flows more Vegas than titty tassles on strippers, Yea my brother Dipper a ghenghis/ he made solo albums up on the Two Face record label, I call his swino flow the four corners style, Cuz he been up in Alabama, New York, California, Seattle/ and has soul elements all those influences all up in his style,/ and it’s real/ saucy like a pap smear/we use to kick it tight at the apartment spot off rainier/ where we drank tall cans of malt beer, busted flows did d@$%^ and got weird/ barbecues at Jupe’s spot it was puro gold, holmes/ with Raul, Uncle Spanky, Sergio/ Shocklin, Brady, Ambler and Humano/ Many a keg got drank/ many an eighth got blazed/ a lotta steaks got ate/ the Bender Crew busted flows, produced beats, and made tracks for days/and finished the debut Bender album but when we sent it to get mastered if got delayed/ but later it got distributed amongst the people we kicked it with in those dayz/ Then everybody scattered/ all over the place/ Chikodi Knock boned out to the East Coast/Losfactor/ went to Guadalajara/ Shocklin got his shit together/ Wayne partied on like a bandit/ Otha Major went on tour/ and Larry just vanished/ Jupiter went to Los Angeles then the Bay area/ was it all a wasted hallucination? No, cuz, Because the inner posse all stayed in touch, and got back together, every couple years or months/ to make some more cutz/ and now the Bender Crew minus Chi is reformed, and we join/ together again reborn/ rejoice, I'll tell you what it is/ Jupe got funk and chunk, his Dj and barbecue biz/ Wayne still a supreme flowmaster and a pimp/ Otha Major be coming with beats still plus now he can sing /snf that's what's up/ Larry still ripping it/ Shocklin spinning bloody, liquid punk gutter bucket/and Factor professor Al Bundy got hella sick/ Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the new millennium funk/ we just some Brethren, hell bent on the heaven sent/ riveting blessings amongst pestilence/ that why we take sips of the jovial goblet of decadence/ and the tracks hit you like a shot of raw adrenaline/ it'd even better than mezcal mixed with mescaline/ and when you're finger be trembling/ and you can feel your blood vessels doublepedaling, and you’re straddling that thin line between genius and insanity/ and you will distribute your immortal party album soon and that’s peace/ want a copy?, holla at me, it’s gonna drop soon, it’s gonna drop soon -LOS
p.s. we also got another page for the hardcore fan, more of our weirder yet tight shit playas check out www.myspace.com/thebendercrew or the top friend icon with the crzyass cow tongue all sticking out and get initiated into the outer reaches of benderdom
