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Steve

Living well is the best revenge.

About Me

i work a lot. my work takes me to the farthest reaches of the globe. or at least, the farthest reaches of the globe with cable television, MTV, and shopping malls. i go to these places, set up my stuff, then go somewhere, like a tour bus, and watch caddyshack or beerfest or something to pass the time until the kids are allowed into the building so they can give us their money, and we can bask in the adulation. then the lights get turned on, and i wrap cables, carry heavy things, load trucks, then go enjoy adult beverages and activities with the homies. on days off, i enjoy looking at old stuff, like cathedrals, oracles, ruins, shrines, bodies of water, as well as local flora/ fauna. i like to eat local foods, and drink local booze.i think navin r. johnson said it best when he said:Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.[picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] I don't need my dog.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

My Interests

needlepoint, tropical fish, formulaic calculations, teabaggin', myopic discussion, loud noises, bureaucratic indifference, the ladies, rohrschach interpretations, laughing at jerks, no- talent ass clowns

I'd like to meet:

i, for one, would like to meet more people who don't suck. and this guy... ....>
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Music:

(+44),james brown, pink floyd, lee dorsey, morcheeba, ac/dc, beatles, ice cube, social d, phish, bob marley, grateful dead(i know, i know...),tool, rose hill drive, breeders, slayer, muse, ll cool j, pop will eat itself, radiohead, motley crue, zappa, black crowes, DK's, michael jackson(when he was black), ramones, yes, allmans, zutons, tosh, meters, clash, jamiroquai, biggie, dylan, cake, sinatra, QOTSA, bullets 'n' octane, hot water, van halen("dave"era), bouncing souls, nofx, heart, johnny cash, zep, lionel richie, pantera, massive attack, KMFDM, louis armstrong, madball, duke ellington, millionaire, stones, parliament, vandals, eddie hinton, primus, young mc, tenacious d, drive-by truckers, supertramp
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Movies:

blues brothers, star wars, starship troopers, blood in blood out, boondock saints, BIG LEBOWSKI, toxic avenger, anchorman, lots of 'b', and the most important piece of film in the recorded history of mankind, larry milburn's masterpiece, i'm talking about ROADIE... and no, not the one starring meat loaf and don cornelius, but that one's pretty good too. see for youself at: http://roadieshort.com/don hertzfeldt kicks ass too...

Television:

simpsons, family guy, seinfeld, taxi, dukes of hazzard, love boat, press your luck, and my newest guilty pleasure.... the knife show. i never thought home shopping channels had any entertainment value, then my friend elwood turns me on to the knife show. its... its.... its just pan-de-mow-nium...... width="425" height="350">.. ....>

Books:



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Heroes:

muhammad ali, your mom

My Blog

I was tagged. Because I’m funny and amazing, that’s why...

You have to write 10 random/strange facts or habits that you have. When you are done you pick ten people to be tagged. You then list them and state why you are tagging them. You are supposed to leave ...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:41:00 PST

update! +44 tourdates! starting 5/11!

here we go again....Fri 05/11/07 Englewood, CO Coors Amphitheatre Sat 05/12/07 Bonner Springs, KS Verizon Wireless Amphitheater Sun 05/13/07 Council Bluffs, IA Mid-America Center Tue 05...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

written by god herself, and handed down to the greatest band in the m.f.'n land...

All right!Stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruinthe image and the style that ya used to.I look funnybut yo I'm makin' money seeso yo world I hope you're ready for me.Now gather roundI'm the new fo...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST

still more +44 dates...

Mar 30 2007 7:00P Kodak Theatre Hollywood, CaliforniaApr 18 2007 6:00P Verizon Wireless Amphtitheatre Charlotte, North CarolinaApr 19 2007 6:00P Hi Fi Buys Ampthitheatre Atlanta, GeorgiaApr 20 2007 6:...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

(+44) tour dates

hey kids... looks like i'm on the road with yet another merry bunch of knuckleheads, coming soon to a fantastic nightclub near you!!!09/23/2006 08:00 PM - Sollwerk, Cologne, - 09/25/2006 08:00 PM ...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST

rock as medicine

wow. last night, portland OR, was as good a rock show as i've been witness to in a loooooong time. the black crowes are better than i ever realized. everyone, from the band on through the entire crew ...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:38:00 PST

i love australia(ns)

These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials---who obviously have a sense humor. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos i...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:14:00 PST

dashboard confessional dates...

some of these are tentative... so they may go away. 4/19/06 Oshkosh, WI University of WI4/22/06 University Center, MI Saginaw State U.4/23/06 Peori...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:33:00 PST

dashboard confessional dates...

a new month, a new gig... dashboard confessional this time. great crew, good players, a competent tour manager... i keep waiting for the ''shoe-in-the-nuts'', which must be swiftly approaching, cos ev...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:53:00 PST

on the couch again...

just can't wait to get off my ass again, get back on tour makin fun of my short friends, i can't wait to get off my ass again. with apologies to willie nelson i miss my job. and frien...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:51:00 PST