"Degenerate Music & The Evil Of Banality" CD is free to all clever bastards |
who read this.Why you ask?I'll fucking tell you why budski: because if you message us here or send an email to [email protected] including your address details we will send you a copy o...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:39:00 GMT |
Disgustingly Self-congratulatory Back-slappings Vol. I |
The infamous alt-music magazine/record label/promotion behemoth known as ORGANART know very well what you ignoramuses do not. And we know this because they have declared our EP "Degenerate Music & the...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:30:00 GMT |
If music be the advertising jingle of the culture industry- |
Attention you dwellers of the sewers of the digital world - The Contortionists have posted new music to their myspace page! Throw your hats into the air and bingle drink until your livers crawl out of...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:09:00 GMT |
FREE MONEY AND SHAGS FOR ALL LOSERS |
Fuck's sake. Just what is it with you people in computer-fan-land? Just what exactly do we have to do to inspire your puny affections? Don't you know a good thing when you don't hear it? Seriously, we...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:00:00 GMT |
V/R R&R |
"Dwarves play pool to prove their height - People play games when they lose in life" - Mark E Smith, The FallFriends, comrades and bitches, it's all too easy to take potshots at the mindless turdiscul...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:07:00 GMT |
"Compiled Contortionist-Wisdom" or, "Lets Moan About Being In A Band!" |
* Internt muso blog advice: "Okay kids, this is how it is: pigeonhole your sound. It's going to happen sooner or later so you may as well take control and do it before anyone gets the chance to misrep...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:10:00 GMT |
Get yourself THE STOMACH-PUMP BLUES |
The Contortionists would like to announce the arrival of their debut album, THE STOMACH-PUMP BLUES. One album, two sides, ten tracks.Side 1. Sarcastica Downward1. Art Therapy Purge2. Ratcatcher Creep3...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:43:00 GMT |
Fashion in music, or, why I cannot stand you. |
Fashion. Do you follow it? Are you hip?Fashion is largely recognised by anyone of intellect as being a consumerist con on a global scale. Fashion changes only so new lines can be produced and that the...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
Pop punk can go fuck itself |
What is with the new proliferation of pop-punk bands erupting all over Britain? It's like a renaissance. Okay okay, I'm sure it's great if your fifteen years old. But if you're no longer in the middle...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:33:00 GMT |
Time for this bunch of no-talent fuckheads... |
...to ge our hands on some equipment. We have our own guitars, sure... but we have one amplifier between us, and not even a drum skin stretched over a soup can of a drumkit. I'm tired of borrowing oth...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:49:00 GMT |
