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Daryl Somers

Hey Hey Daryl's Back!!

About Me

Well, I sucked a LOT of cock to get where i am today and know this, I'm willing to sleep my way to the top - I wanna be POPULAR. Ossie is still my loyal partner, he's at home in the cupboard waiting for my fame to rise again *wink wink* Ahem, anyway..then he'll be back by my side where he belongs.. Sonia Kruger might soon be involved in an unfortunate accident involving a metal pole. Ossie will easily take her place, he's been wearing her frocks for a while now, practising for his takeover...I suppose you might like to know where i've been all these years... Well, i've been living on the ranch with Michael Jackson. You may have seen me in the recent docos - which are all lies!!! I am Blanket's real mother. Fukn Debbie. Blow me.Anyway...so here i am..but now i've got to go separate Dicky Knee and Ossie, they're "fighting" in the cupboard..I try to show them the same amount of love but they still get jealous..

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My Interests

Mirrors. Oh and razorblades. Ossie. Daryl Somers. Jesus Juice (Michael takes the credit but it was my idea..I let him have that one). Singing (buy my album!). Television. Hot men... OH WOMEN! WOMEN!!

I'd like to meet:

I've met everyone worthy of meeting "The Daryl". I'm the new Hoff - but cooler. And hotter. Check out my pics!By the way - If anyone knows where Molly and Red are, please ask them to contact me...I think they may have changed their numbers, I don't seem to be able to get in touch with them...

Music:

Polka. Michael Jackson.

Television:

Dancing With The D-Grade Celebrities. Hey Hey It's Saturday

My Blog

I'm alive and well - I know how worried you all were

Happy New Year my dear fans. I know how worried you all must have been with my absence but frankly I've just been recovering from such a big NYE. The celebrations lasted until just two days ago. I hav...
Posted by Daryl Somers on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

a few too many

Daryl is struggling.
Posted by Daryl Somers on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:52:00 PST

Don't Forget About Me!

I recently stumbled across this when google-ing, I must say this has ripped me to the core..Well, atleast "Ben" seems to care. Loyal Daryl Fans, I could really use your love and support right now...
Posted by Daryl Somers on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:52:00 PST

Inspired by Kellie

Since receiving a heartfelt poem from my number one fan Kellie, I love that crack whore.. Anyway I wanted to know if any other loyal Daryl fans had any loving poems or short stories they'd like to sha...
Posted by Daryl Somers on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:02:00 PST