One N Only Roxane

I WILL NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS UNLESS YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF FIRST. I am not here to have 100's of people that I never talk to on my friends list. Yea, this is a test...no read, no add. Pretty simple. So with that said, lets move on...
Is this the part where I write my whole life story in 5 or 6 sentences? Pffft...I'd like to think I am more of a complex person than that. I might not be. Maybe I am one of those kinds of people that is off in my own little world completely oblivious to what the hell is going on around me? Naw...couldn't be. I'm pretty in tune with what's going on around me. I am by no means the most intelligent person in the world. But I got the street smarts real good and I pretty much have this internet thing all figure out. So don't be thinkin you can blow smoke and think you're getting away with it. I have your number...and no...I'm not going to use it =)
I am probably the greyest person you'll ever meet. That’s not saying I don't have my own opinions about things (you bet your ass I do) I just don't feel the need to be all up in your face trying to sway you to see things my way. You aren't wrong, just different, and I can respect that. As long as I am getting the same respect back we will get along fine.
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My view on life is pretty much uncomplicated. Do what makes you happy. Take a leap of faith every once in a while. Don't be afraid to admit you fucked up. And if they can't take a joke...fuck em'! I'm not out looking for acceptance from anyone, I'll impress you if I feel the need to do so. But I refuse to worry about what’s "proper" and what’s not.
So what else? I am an easy person to talk to. I'm not easily offended (I think I may have been offended one time throughout my whole life) And I really don't take things to seriously. My sense of humor has many directions (that’s more of a warning than anything) I believe that everyone comes into my life for a reason. Weather it be to teach me something (or vise versa), fulfill a need, or test me in some way. For the most part I love everybody (not to be confused with "IN LOVE") and have a bad habit of becoming attached. And one would think that if I become so easily attached that I would have walls. Well I don't. That would just be a waste of time now wouldn't it???
I don't set rules or put limits on my self. I have learned to embrace my MILFness. And I really need to get a tattoo (just because I can) I lead a pretty simple life for the most part. I'm not all into the BLING BLING. I don't need a "net worth" to feel I am worth something. I'd rather be remembered for who I was rather than for what I had.
This is the way I live....
NEVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY WHO TREATS YOU LIKE AN OPTION
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW, IT'S WHO YOU KNOW
LIFE ISNT ABOUT MAKING IT TO THE GRAVE SAFELY. ITS ABOUT SLIDING IN SIDEWAYS AND MAKING SURE IT WAS WORTH THE RIDE !!!
KARMA IS A BITCH!
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
NEVER (AND I REPEAT NEVER) GO OUT DANCING IN FLIP FLOPS. ESPECIALY WHEN THERE IS ALCOHOL INVOLVED!
NEVER TRUST AN EMU...IT CAN COST YOU YOUR LIFE!
I also have a tendency to use words like "dork" "fucker" "biotch" "fucktard" as terms of endearment. So should there ever come a time that those words are said to you...you are so in!
THINGS THAT I THINK ARE COOL:
Thunder storms, mud, chillin at the beach, tight jeans, dancing, driving really fast, guys with nice abs (mmmmm), sexy accents (southern is the best), motorcycles, tanned bodies, BBQ, flip flops, boy shorts, tank tops, drunk sex, driving with the top down, ninjas, toe rings, guys from Texas (haha) tattoos (as long as it isn't over done) short guys (under 5'8" above 5'4") loud music, Oreos (the white chocolate covered ones)quick witted individuals, kissing (with tongue of course) Chevy Camaros, friendly neighbors, rollercoaster’s, bubble baths, cowboys, guys that will do anything for a case of beer, and of course Tequila (no salt no lime)
THINGS THAT SUCK ASS BALLS:
Players, liars, cheaters, Fords, snow, hairy men (can I interest you in a bottle of Nair perhaps) ignorance, vegetarians (I need a big piece of meat) haters, the dark,that itch right in the middle of your back that you can't manage to reach, hangovers (I know, self induced...but they still suck) tardiness, drugs, not knowing when to let go, chapped lips, people who don't follow through if they say they are going to do something, slivers, and slow ass drivers in the fast lane!!!
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