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About Me

An illustrator by trade (shameless plug: portfolio can be viewed under "View My: Pics", or partially in "TopPics" below), I can be found most days vociferously cursing the technology that feeds my family and myself.I'm a crabbit bassa (ok, not always) who enjoys everything he shouldn't (and that's on a good day). My life is ruled with four iron paws by a Bluetick Coonhound named Elvis - all other influences in the house (wife, kids) are distant and secondary. Call it karma or God's funny wee joke; I adopted a dog who is every bit as stubborn and annoying as I am, a mirror to show my glaring faults in all their tarnished splendour. Um, I get it... can I go noo? :-) If I didnae luv the hairy bugger, I'd bloody well throttle him (odd, but my wife says the same aboot me with alarming regularity).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dick Cheney, so I can drive a peeled and sharpened neep forcefully into his malicious eye sockets.

My Blog

Opossum skullduggery

Whilst out on my morning constitutional today with my twa canine constants, I happened upon a most wonderful trophy - an intact opossum skull with part of the spine still attached! "EUREKA!!!", says I...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:20:00 GMT

Too Many Rodans

While sifting through the myriad pieces of junk mail deposited in my post box on this Monday past, I was shocked and amazed to come across one particular letter addressed to my eldest daughter - a bit...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:18:00 GMT

Happy 734th Birthday, Robert Bruce

Earl of Carrick, Lord of Annandale, King of Scots.Slainte.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:18:00 GMT

Ronald Belford Scott 9 July 46 - 19 Feb 80

Bon would have been 62 today, had he lived - still can't believe he's been gone that long 'cause I remember the news of his passing like it was yesterday. He and Alex died within 2 years of each other...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:00:00 GMT

Hame again

Well, I can now say I've seen Las Vegas. And the appeal is...again...?A great big gilded bahookie in the baking sand, overhyped and waaay overpriced.Brought my own supply of whisky, so at least the so...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Off tae Sin City

Up tomorrow @2.15 am, flying to Sin City from Logan airport in the wee hours of the morning.Been listening to Ronald Belford Scott wail away all this past week in preparation:So spin that wheelCut tha...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:08:00 GMT

The drawing of styrofoam cups

will never amount to much of a duel. It is hardly as exhilarating as is the drawing of swords, though you are much less likely to lose a limb from the activity. I suppose a ninja might do some damage ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:31:00 GMT

Here it starts, and perhaps ends

Time will tell. Constructing this edifice from the foundations of my facebook page, just because...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:39:00 GMT