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Kendarrr Matey

Six years ago she was such a lovely child. Now, here she is, with a gun in her hand.

About Me

My name is Kenda, and I enjoy the finer things in life. I've got dance moves that would make Swayze blush, and will one day learn to crush beer cans with my mind.

My Interests

Living each day blind, and going the distance. D.I.Y. Serial Killers. Keyboards. Synths. Xylophones. Cannibals. Cowbells. Skateboarding. Recycling. Independent films. Feminism. Equality. Cold brew. Close friends. Free clothes. Good conversation on taboo subjects. Road trips. WINFIELD. Dancing. Underpants parties. Holding hands. Spontanious hitch hiking adventures. Bowling. A good read. Inside jokes. Traveling. Spandex pants. Inappropriate dance moves on the company dime. Bad drunken bathroom haircuts. Theme parties. Flat shoes. Loud music. Kareoke without the aid of alcoholic beverages. Strechy fabric. Pirate bling. Designated drivers. Dangly earrings.

I'd like to meet:

People who are heavily armed, and drunk.

Music:

50's and 60's rock 'n' roll. Motown. P Rock and metal of all shapes sizes and sub-genres. Rockabilly. New Wave. Ska. Reggae. Country. Funk. Soul. Oi. Jazz. Experimental. Post-Punk. Glam Rock. Bluegrass. Hip hop. Pop. Riot Grrl. Alternative. Classical. Fuck it. Good music is good music. I don't give a shit who sings/plays it.

Movies:

Independent "art fag" films. Horror. Anything B, or just plain cheesy. Comedy. ..aries.

Television:

Anything on A and E. IFC. Trailor Park Boys. CSI Las Vegas, and Miami. How It's Made. Mythbusters. Untold Stories Of The ER. Without A Trace. Family Guy. The Simpsons.

Books:

Catch 22. Culture Jam. CUNT. Of Mice and Men. Bitten. The Grapes of Wrath. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Misery. Pet Semetary. Night Shift. Christine. Angela's Ashes. A High Wind In Jamaica. The Winter Of Our Discontent. The Moon Is Down. All Quiet On The Western Front. The Outsiders. Mosquitos and Whiskey. Go Ask Alice. Jane Eyre. Anarchy Soup. A Million Little Pieces. The Lamorna Wink. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Red Dragon. Plague. The Other Hollywood: The Uncensored Oral History Of The Porn Industry. Hocus Pocus. Any book by Roald Dahl. Scar Tissue. Invisible Monsters. Stairway To Heaven. Diary. Slaughterhouse Five. Survivor. Choke. Cat's Cradle. Breakfast Of Champions. Cinderella's Big Score (Women of the Punk and Indie Underground). Lunar Park. The Blind Assassin. The Closers. The Ladies Of Garrison Gardens. My Friend Leonard. Lullaby. The Tommyknockers. Four Past Midnight. On The Road. Sex and the City.

Heroes:

Chetara.

My Blog

DANGER DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!

Things are looking upBeen on a bender for a few months now. But I still remember not to drink and drive. So, I should be getting extra points for that right now. Saw The Matadors play last night, and ...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

scumbala. part deux

what a wild weekend.i had so much fun, it should have almost been illegal. this was the best weekend i've had since the "life has just exploded in my face and i keep stepping on the shrapnel of my sha...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF, MATE?

so, i was dancing around at work the other day, dickin around (get the pun) and decided to read every title of every porn movie we have (and believe me... in the new west store... that's a lot of skin...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

when i say dance. you best dance, mother fucker.

What a blast. I don't even know where to begin the beguine on this one, daddios.   Friday night was so much fun for me. I've been working nights for so long, and I keep missing every show (or cat...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST

"But I don't wanna do Kenda!"

oh fuck mang. i don't blame you.     Kamloops was a fucking blast and a half. We rolled into town around midnight on Saturday..... drank at a parkade until the cops decided to make an appear...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

What do you consider fun, natural fun?

BOWLING! Last night "No cock" n bowl was a success.... sort of.... DBLS (aka Bee Dubs, aka Britney WHOA) was rounded up as the third member of "the lady killers". Our dynamic and super slutty bowling ...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Come on, just one more lane.... you know I'm good for it....

No?Well, then just let me wear the shoes, man.C'mon, just for five more minutes.Seriously, Jessica and I are the raddest bowlers ever.We've even got matching uniforms now (which include kick ass cats ...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST

looking up, looking drunk.

So, after my bout of teenage-type angst yesterday, the whole day just kicked ass. I realized what was bothering me was I didn't see Alicia for a few days. It's strange how much I rely on her sometime...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST

13 kms to 75 free beers

I usually never take my cell phone with me to work. I never want to be one of those loser idiot girls who checks her messages at lunch break, and gabs on her phone the whole time. However, yesterday, ...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:09:00 PST

Last years story

This is from October last year.   Here's a story for YOU.Based on actual events.So I went to the doctor's weeks ago to get a pregnancy test.The stupid desk lady MADE me tell her what I was coming...
Posted by Kendarrr Matey on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:40:00 PST