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Michael S. King

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Vincent Van Gogh, Vladimir Mayakovsky, John Kennedy Toole, Cleopatra, Sigmund Freud, Alan Turing and Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

My Blog

Hillary Clinton Reaches Out to Women; Immediately Regrets it

Hillary Clinton's attempts to reach out to women during her historic bid for president have back-fired, sources within her campaign say, with the former First Lady and American Women no longer on spea...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:53:00 GMT

On Religion

About me:  I'm half Jewish and half Irish, which means that when I'm drunk, I feel guilty about it. It's hard growing up when you're a half breed like me.  To make things easier on myself, I...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:53:00 GMT

On Sex

Last weekend I was making love to a woman.  Things got very hot very quickly and I'm embarrassed to admit that I got a little too excited. But it was fine with her.   She was like,...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Op-ed From God

On the seventh day I rested.  In Boca.  I woke up in a Starbucks, which had apparently been built around me while I rested for a quantum of time you lack the tools to fathom.  I tried t...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:29:00 GMT

On Rape

Did you ever notice that rapists never say Thank You?  It's rude.  It's not like I'm expecting dinner, or a cuddle- Although those things would be nice.  It's more like:  Hey Fella...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:38:00 GMT

On Pedophile Doctors and Robots

Sir(s): This is a momentum that must be stopped, this touching of children by Doctors, so sick themselves that they cannot treat the disease that enslaves them.  Therefore, any doctor who claim...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:31:00 GMT

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Sir(s): Its getting harder to remember all the things I swore Id never do, but I am sure joining my space was one of them.  I have just returned from the War in Iraq (saw it on TV), and boy ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:49:00 GMT