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Lesley

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About Me


Create your own friendquiz here .. MySpace Codes I live in a country cottage with my two kids Jake and Amelie and my cat Charlie. I ahve a great job and fabulous friends. Life is good. ..
In your dream life....
Where would you live? A Beachfront mansion at Cottesloe, West Australia
What would be your job? Travel writer for the Sunday papers
Who would you be married to? Brad Pitt
Who would you be having an affair with? Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie (hehe)
What car would you drive? convertible Audi TT in gunmetal grey
What pet(s) would you have? Max and Charlie. Plus a bengal tiger and some geckos.
Who would be your best mate? Bjork
Who would you beat the living sh*t out of? Madonna
Who would be your parents? Richard and Judy
Where would you go on holiday? somewhere different every month
What would your hobby/ies be? skydiving, scuba diving, waterski-ing and surfing
How would you die? doing a solo freefall skydive to celebrate my 100th birthday
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

JD Salinger. Ranulph Fiennes. My dad. Bjork because she's as mad as a bag of ferrets. Anyone who wants to give me some chocolate . Johnny Depp, Gandhi, Aldous Huxley, my brother one last time, Hunter S Thomson, Martin Luther King, Phillipe Starck, Pablo Picasso, Marilyn Monroe, Roald Dahl, Jo Frost, Henry Moore, Andy Warhol, George Orwell, Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, Gerald Durrel, Steve Irwin, Rolf Harris, the person who invented the paper-clip, Nigella Lawson, Lewis Carroll, Evan Dando, Kurt Cobain, people who make me laugh, nudists, swingers, transvestites, drama queens, regular queens, princes Harry and William, Nelson Mandela, you.
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Lesley Anne De Jager's Aliases
Your movie star name: Biscuits Charles

Your fashion designer name is Lesley Prague

Your socialite name is Zackabee London

Your fly girl / guy name is L De

Your detective name is Cat Gordons

Your barfly name is Chips Champagne

Your soap opera name is Anne Hillview

Your rock star name is Galaxy Train

Your Star Wars name is Lesmax De leo

Your punk rock band name is The Confused Buddha Statue The Amazing Meganame Generator
You scored as facelift. damn you one ugly mo'fo! Fortunately the Baby Jesus gave y'all the gift of the lift, so use it or lose it you skank!

facelift


69%

rhinoplasty


56%

boobs


56%

amputation


50%

brazilian bum lift


50%

penis extension


44%

tummy tuck


38%

botox


31%
what plastic surgery should you have?
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Hairspray
Your Favorite Target: Necrophiliacs
Your Kill Count: 788,509,229
Your Battle Cry: "Who let the dogs out?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 44
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $4,684,136,002,710
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 84%

My Blog

growing me a person

just had my 16 week check-up at the midwife and got to listen to the heartbeat of the little person sleeping and growing inside my belly.  fantastic!
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:26:00 GMT

FaaaaaaaaM'LY

Hurrah!  I'm going to see my family this year!  Didn't see any of them in 2006.  I feel like a right whinge cos at least I have a family that I get on with which is a lot more than...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:47:00 GMT

another year bites (the dust)

How can it be? I'm still getting used to writing '20..' instead of '19..' on the top of cheques, but it's already SEVEN YEARS since the twentieth century made it's slightly anti-cl...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:39:00 GMT

Hee. Funny article from Gawker.com

Fashion Industry To Purge Itself Of Eating-Disordered Models --> google_ad_section_start --> We're saddened by the recent spate of anorexia-related model deaths, so we're glad that the fashion indust...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:48:00 GMT

Amy Winehouse

Is anyone else LOVING Amy Winehouse?  Someone please buy me her album for Christmas! Santa are you listening?
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:58:00 GMT

no body lurves me

Saturday night and I'm home alone again (well Jake Max and Charlie are here but they are all sleeping).  What a tragic existence.  I think I'll get a bowl of cornflakes and then sob into it....
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Graham Laing

 Graham laing is hiding inside a clam shell.   The top of Graham Laings head is detachable.  i'm not sure what the purpose of this is. 
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:08:00 GMT

Lily Part 2

so, I took lily along to the vet to get a kitten check and her vaccinations.  The vet lifted up her tail and appeared to look up her arse, then proclaimed, 'He's a boy!'.  Hmm.  Cu...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:36:00 GMT

Lily

I have a kitten!  Her name is Lily, she is grey, nine weeks old and the cutest thing since Kylie Minogue in dungarees. 
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:49:00 GMT

phew

go global warming, I mean it's a shame about the polar ice caps 'n all, but have you been in my garden today?  Bootiful.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:48:00 GMT