El Yellow Escorpion

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: el escorpion
Birthday: june 15
Birthplace: east los (seriously. lincoln memorial)
Current Location: south central (ok, so it seems to cliche, but its true)
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: currently a fading black
Height: i can be 5'6 if i'd just quit slouching
Right Handed or Left Handed: my right forearm is way bulkier, whats that mean?
Your Heritage: beaner by way of el salvador. the surname's traced back to portugal but my grandfather was a legit injun of the cuzcateclo tribe
The Shoes You Wore Today: an old pair lugz work boots
Your Weakness: pretty chix
Your Fears: growing old
Your Perfect Pizza: one made by a legit italian paisan. fuhgeddaboudit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get out of debt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lolerz!!11!!!one!!!eleventeen!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: this fuckin'heartburn is killing me
Your Best Physical Feature: its a tie between the light colored eyes or the smile
Your Bedtime: whenever i run outta beer
Your Most Missed Memory: everything about highschool
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey Ds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yea
Do you Sing: if you can call it that
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: go back, yes
Do you want to get Married: not today
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: always
Are you a Health Freak: yes, keep anything thats healthy the fuck away from me
Do you get along with your Parents: i havent killed them yet
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck no. cuz it usually means rain, and if it rains, theres always idiots driving. that and lightning means having to turn off the electronics.
Do you play an Instrument: i can read sheet music and play it slowly (keyboards, guitar)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yea
In the past month have you Smoked: try the past 5 minutes
In the past month have you been on : drugfree
In the past month have you gone on a Date: if you want to call it that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: well i am a roadie in training
In the past month have you been Dumped: does rejected count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: and risk shrinkage? right...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only your time
Ever been Drunk: i dont remember
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: so long as its not painful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: is there still hope?
What country would you most like to Visit: vatican city
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: does the term firecrotch mean anything to you?
Short or Long Hair: long hair
Height: short
Weight: spinners
Best Clothing Style: anything that doesnt take hours to put on
Number of I have taken: huh?
Number of CDs I own: could be nothing, i'll end up teaching you music anyways
Number of PiercingsZ so long as theyre there
Number of Tattoos scars are nice
Number of things in my Past I Regret: two
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