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The one and Olney

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About Me

whats up, my names Kevin....A.K.A. Volney, the one and Olney. I love to play guitar, drums, bass, piano, and sing/scream. Definately a big fan of music. I like to party with my friends, meet new people, and just chill out."Im forever blowing bubbles...pretty bubbles in the air...they fly so high they reach the sky...and like my dreams they fade and die. Fortune's always hiding....I've looked everywhere...I'm foever blowing bubbles..pretty bubbles in the air UNITED!!! UNITED!!! UNITED!!!".. ..
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My Interests

music, sports, chicks, partying, hanging out with my buds playing some poker, video games when i get a chance, playing guitar, playing drums, singing, screamin, goin to meijer drunk and walkin around for no particular reason, going to concerts, shows, havin a bonfire, sittin on a boat in the middle of a lake, doin stupid shit, watchin fireworks, sittin in a beanbag chair naked eaten cheetos.

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush so i can punch him in the face. Maynard so i can shake his hand. Everyone in Hollywood. Every metal band that I listen to religiously. Myself. The Dahli Lhama. That guy who always yells out moronic obscenities at hockey games. Bill Gates. A stripper named Isis. Everyone that I lost contact with after high school, just to see how fucked up you are now. A european mut. The piece of paper that flew out of my hands last week. I wonder what has been written on you? The lion trainer at the zoo. Steve Irwin's remains. the otherside of the universe.

Music:

TOOL, bullet for my valentine, all that remains, still remains, if hope dies, lamb of god, necrophagis, black dalhia murder, job for a cowboy, scars of tomorrow, symphony in peril, in flames, poison the well, killswitch engage, unearth, trivium, norma jean, 18 visions, dillenger, everytime i die, nin, manson, pantera, metallica, taproot, mudvayne, slipknot, slayer, as i lay dying, between the buried and me, bury your dead, hatebreed, throwdown, atreyu, hopesfall, shadows fall, breaking benjamin, disturbed, the killers, seether, evanescence, three doors down, ludwig van, mozart, bjork, aphex twin, gorrilaz, lamb of god, deftones, haste, classic rock, motley crue, van halen, and some hip hop like snoop, dre, eminem, 50, kanye, and 2 pac. I could list so much more but id run out of space.

Movies:

anchorman, wedding crashers, old school, jim carrey movies, adam sandler movies, chris farely, mike myers, david spade, ben stiller, stand up comedy - dane cook, dave attell, chris rock, carlos mencia, dave chappelle, richard pryor, kings of comedy, insomniac tour, blue collar. matrix, boondock saints, kill bill, snatch, goodfellas, casino, 12 monkeys, and alot more that im not gonna list

Television:

comedy central, adult swim, simpsons, conan, football, basketball, poker, ufc, and if theres a good movie on tv.

Books:

Napalm and Silly Putty, The long hard road out of hell, the boy named IT, The joys of WWII, The works of Tom Clancy.

Heroes:

Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carey, Dime (R.I.P.), the guy who always yells moronic obscenities at hockey games, Jay Mendoza, the Puscifier, Blood Orgies.