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About Me



I am: Eclectic , Paranormally friendly, A "sensitive", Shy, Passionate , Loud but quiet, Sincere, Easy to please, Adventure-seeking, Tattooed, Intelligent, Cautious, Romantic, Imaginative , One HELL of a cook , Animal-lover, Snuggley, Theoretical, Harmonious, Giggley, Anti-social , Honest, Caring, Sly, Spontaneous, Dreamy, Idealist, Reserved, Helpful, Loyal, Curious, Creative, Willing to make sacrifices, Bubbley, Vibrant, Dark , Evil, Intimidating , Beautiful, Confident, SHORT!, Enlightened and Caffeinated. "This world never gave me a chance".. I am the cancer in the system.Just a note to remember: My husband is also my best friend. Do NOT fuck with us. http://msm0nster.livejournal.com - Go.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Powdered Toast Man, Ted Bundy, Bruce Campbell.I wonder if I'm still crazy. "Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off."... OKAY, that answers that. Much more will happen, but I am sneaky piggy, so I no tell.

My Blog

This world is so disappointing.

People like you.. who judge and discriminate and make fun of others.. YOU are the reason the world is in the shitty state that it is.People are blaming each other.. hating each other.. for being fat...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:38:00 GMT

To Dana Meldgaard: Worlds biggest failure.

Dear Dana,To start off: You are not my sister in law.  You are not Dustin's family/sister/anything. You are Diana's spitting image. You are a failure at being a mother. You are a failure at being any ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:16:00 GMT

Woman eats her placenta after delivering her child.

Probably the most interestingly disgusting thing I have ever read, Enjoy!There is so much you can't know about your spouse when you get married, like that one day she will want to eat her placenta. B...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:35:00 GMT

How to be a true lady:

* Female serial killers have long killing sprees, lasting up to 8 years (males' sprees almost never last longer than 4 years and usually end after several months). * Female serial killers kill ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:05:00 GMT

I like monkeys.

I like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought thatodd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not tolook a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:54:00 GMT

Astral projection

Astral projection is the ability to leave your body. Everyone leaves their body at night, but before they do leave, they have to put the physical mind to sleep. Most people don't remember this, but wh...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:40:00 GMT

Performing an Autopsy.. the "how to",,

Grave wax, or adipocere, is a crumbly white, waxy substance that accumulates on those parts of the body that contain fat - the cheeks, breasts, abdomen and buttocks. It is the product of a chemical re...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:00 GMT

YES, BEHEADING HURTS. How much depends on the executioners skill, or lack of it.

When Mary, Queen of Scots, was executed at Fotheringay Castle in 1587, a clumsy headsman gave her three strokes without quite managing to sever her head. The headsman then had to saw though the skin a...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Death of an icon

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment commun...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Butchering the human carcass

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there are a number of methods to the practice, and you may ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:02:00 GMT