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Mr. Big Dangley

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I work at a private yacht club in Key Largo, Florida, as a bartender. Even though living in the Florida Keys sounds nicer than it actually is, for me, its better than living in Maine for the winter. Which is where I'm originally from.
I think to REALLY know happiness, you must first know sadness. To REALLY appreciate sunshine, you have to have shit in a rain puddle. My smokin hot girlfriend is the yin to my yang, and you can see her in all her beauty on her profile. Rhea. God I love that girl.
I have been a huge sports fan since the days of Larry Bird. The Red Sox, The Patriots, even the Celtics are the teams that I pull for, through thick and thin. I love 'em when they win, and they piss me off when they lose, like any other true, hard-core New England sports fan. I hate the Yankees and the Lakers, and i'll watch anything sporting on t.v. except for NASCAR. God, I do not like NASCAR.And so thats pretty much it. I'm pretty laid back, I work hard and I joke around a lot. I don't like people who are flashy, I absolutely hate white guys who talk Hip-Hop..."yo dog, holla back...word", and shallow, superficial people are a waste of my time, just as i am a waste of theirs. I don't care to know the meaning of life, or ever wonder about the reason we're here, or fret about my purpose on earth. But before I forget, I would like to thank God and baby Jesus for my enormous, rigid pecker and the 80 pound balls that hang behind it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, anyone who played on the Red Sox world series team, Tiger Woods, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Snoop Dogg, David Letterman, Broken Lizard, Jenna Jamison, someone who could get me a job working for "Maxim" or "FHM", Marv Albert, Chris Berman, Dan Patrick, Kenny Main, Lewis Black, Chris Rock, The JERKY BOYS, Mos Def, DeNiro, Pacino, Hoffman, Nicholson and my great, great ,great ,great, great grandfather. oh, and I'd LOVE to be able to say I smoked a joint with Jimi Hendrix.

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