My door saved my life. |
I got in a car accident today.And just less then a minute from my destination: The gym. Not to worry. No people were harmed or killed during this event. If it wasn't for my door, I w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
My ephiphany at Woodfield Mall today... |
What's the point of buying expensive sunglasses? I mean, seriously.
If you're reading this, and you've bought designer sunglasses that are upwards of $200 or more, then I question our fri...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:40:00 GMT |
Top 2 Things That Scare Me |
In no particular order:
1. pooping in public restrooms
2. ATM machines
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:25:00 GMT |
In heaven there is no beer... |
At around 10am last Saturday, I cracked open the first of many beers that weekend while I drew a big "I" on my yellow shirt before tailgating at Soldier Field.
The trains in the "El" were filled to ca...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:33:00 GMT |
Stories of the Lonely... by Jeremy Bonsol |
THE STORIES OF THE LONELYby Jeremy BonsolIn the moment of confusionYou'll find a fusionOf innovationAnd motivation from the mindA proclamationTo make this nation under GodA place to raise your soulOr ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:06:00 GMT |
One-night-stands, Rum & Diets, and Overdraft bank fees. |
I love being outdoors. Not just like outside on my front lawn, or walking around the city. I mean the outdoor-outdoors. I love being surrounded by a canopy of trees so thick that the...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:03:00 GMT |
Yo Ames, I still got stuff I wanna do to ya.... |
Muskegon, MI. You wouldn't think it'd be a happenin' place... but lemmetellya... Never have I had a weekend like this!
Amy (the chiropractor), James (the soccer genius), and Me (rockstar in tra...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:27:00 GMT |
Is this the fastest summer or WHAT?! |
Has this month flown by or WHAT?! Lemmetellya...
I feel like the entire summer is disappearing before my very eyes (and I haven't gone camping yet! WTF?) Before you know it, it's gonna be Christ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:00 GMT |
The weekend I crashed another high school s 10 year reunion... |
2007 marks TEN YEARS since graduating from highschool for millions of upper-twenty-somethings around the world. The traditional 10 year reunion parties are in full swing, and Bettendorf High Sch...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:33:00 GMT |
My suicide note |
If I were to commit sucide. I would probably leave a note that was written in poetry. And this is the poem that i probably would use. i wrote it last night for a girl named jodi.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:27:00 GMT |
