The Mommy Test ! *For all to read.* |
The Mommy Test I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:56:00 GMT |
MUST READ! Directions to maintain your INSANITY! |
THESE ARE THE DIRECTIONS AND RULES TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY!!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Every time some...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:52:00 GMT |
*SQUEALS* HAHAHAHA BLONDE COOKS! |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!For those of you who don't know, my maiden name is Cook... so this is funny to me..... Anyone who likes blonde jokes will LOVE this
The Blonde Cookbook
Blonde Cookbook 1st We...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:46:00 GMT |
CHOCOLATE! Women must read! |
CALLING ALL WOMEN.... LET'S GET THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT CHOCOLATE OUT!
CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLE!
Chocolate is derived from cacao beans.Bean = vegetable.Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:30:00 GMT |
Shake Off The Dirt. |
I have an uncle who used to send me all of these great emails. All my recent posts were from him. For those of you who don't talk to me often and don't know what I've been going through, I've had a re...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 18:36:00 GMT |
Diary of a Dallas hater. I love Dallas so much! |
I LOVE TEXAS!!!!!!!!!
Dear Diary:
May 30th:Just moved to Dallas, Texas... Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the su...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 18:17:00 GMT |
Dogs are stupid. I love cats. |
QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 18:02:00 GMT |
Spell Checquer! |
I LOVE SPELLING. POEM.
SPELL CHECQUER
Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weig...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:52:00 GMT |
Men, please stop being stupid! |
ALL MEN ARE STUPID. SOME DON'T SHOW IT AS MUCH AS OTHERS, BUT ALL MEN ARE STUPID!
An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:40:00 GMT |
Please listen to us, men. |
OPEN YOUR EARS, GUYS PLEASE!??
A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road From the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yell...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:28:00 GMT |
