**Friendship Promise** 1) When you are sad ~ ~ I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2) When you are blue ~ ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3) When you smile ~ ~ I will know you finally got laid. 4) When you are scared ~ ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5) When you are worried ~ ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6) When you are confused ~ ~ I will use little words. 7) When you are sick ~ ~ stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8) When you fall ~ ~ I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath…I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask: Because you are my friend!
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