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Brobraham Lincoln

About Me

I, Kris, am in it for the money. Send me money, I will send you bulletproof, market tested movie scripts. Up for grabs are: "Costner 2000" "Duck Hunt Vietnam" "Teen Hitler" "Teen Hitler Too" "Robocop 4: 8 Mile" For more money I will send you articles of clothing I have found on the side of the road discarded by strangers but made into wonderful peices if art with my own hands. I am working on a peice called "Huskers" made entirerly out of Nebraska Cornhuskers shirts that I have found on the road. They are shaped to resemble a pile of dirty laundry, but if you look through the pile you see something...something else... something new, yet olde, opaque yet colourful, english, yet odle english. You see a certain reflection of mankind that can only be described by floating plastic bags and NASCAR races. Fighter planes and hurricanes. Warp-Pipes and Bum Shitz. Update: New movie ideas are coming. I trying to track down Bret Retner for colaboration.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bobby Fisher and Robert Pollard. Transients but not hobos. Gay truckers with a lisp and handlebars and flanels and MAC truck belt buckles. Bucked toothed orphans that don't want a home or free money. The ghost of B.I.G.(Just to say that I have, not because I like him.) Tom Selleck, Bert Reynolds. Sally Field if she can get me in to see Bert. Japanese people if they were an extra in Mr. Baseball. Fellow Guiness world records holders. Kevin Costner (Only to hug him for trying so hard.)

My Blog

Mighty Ducks 4

Coach Bombay is at it again! This time, the ducks are all growed up and their new team must take on LA's garbagemen in the ultimate game of street hockey!!!?!!! Bombay's brother happens to be on the g...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:11:00 GMT

Back to the Muppets Future

Back to the Muppets Future:Doc Brown abducts Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, that rat, Animal, the Swedish Chef and the bear + Brendan FraserĀ in his delorian. How they all fit? Movie Magic. They then kidna...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:18:00 GMT

Major Mystery Movie

Mysterys are awesome and j-horror is drying up, so to fill the void: Edward Burns plays a blind girl who rents a house that has horribly boring ghosts that bore/scare people. Slowly he investigates th...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:20:00 GMT

Mega Cage Blood Fight

Mega Cage Blood Fight: An actor, preferable Nick Cage, Christian Slater or the guy who played Rerun in What's Happ'n plays Nick Cage. He has to battle alcoholism and reform on a trans atlantic flight ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:11:00 GMT

Horror

Ok, so a Xenophobic and an anti-semite go to isreal. It'll be great. Scary, hilarious, heart warming. Pure cinematic joy. Huge in italy. Casting: Xenophobe: Vin Deisel/ Tim Allen Anti-Semite: Vin De...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:16:00 GMT

Books = Money

Aight, up all night with this one, but its a doozer! Classic literary books turned into movies are friggin huge! Passion of the Christ, Peter Pan, all those disney films. Modernization of Shakespeare...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:00:00 GMT

Attention Mel Gibson

Check it 'for you wreck it. A buddy cop post-apocalyps romantic comedy movie featuring the true life torture of a historic figure. I call it: "Lethal Roadrunner on a Wire: The Story of Winston Churchi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 01:32:00 GMT

Nintendo

I am the ritchie valenz of nintendo!
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 00:08:00 GMT