Yo. Check out my boy and my bitch! |
This is my boy! You don't have to be smart when you'r this damn good looking!
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This is my Bitch! I love Shannon. Little known fact about Shannon - I named her for Gymnast Shann...
Posted by Bret on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Pictures of Stuff |
Beau Licks a nipple.
Ryan from the top down.
This requires some explaination.
Eric showing your tax dollars at work.
Beau Double fists....
Posted by Bret on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:48:00 PST |
The ruels!!! The Holy Grail of understanding women. |
Yes, gaze upon them my friends. There are the Ruels which all women MUST follow. Back when I used to work (read sleep) in a children's library I intercepted this note. I found it hi...
Posted by Bret on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:49:00 PST |
You too can be the proud winner of a song request cover!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@! |
Cool! alot of you guys are enjoying the minor threat cover and I dig it that you dig it. You dig? Now to the point you too could be the proud winner of a cover. So far I have the following...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:29:00 PST |
Premier Story and Random Fun Idea. |
So I went to see the premier of Sarah Silverman's movie along with my buddies Geoff and Mike. It was hilarious and Sarah Silverman remains my celebrity crush, however, don't go if you don't like...
Posted by Bret on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:25:00 PST |
It's good to be back. |
After 3 days of running a 103 fever it's good to be back. Health is the most important thing. I'm so stoked to be feeling better. I hope I am more careful in the future. Trust m...
Posted by Bret on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:11:00 PST |
Cmon People! |
Saw Engine Down, the Life and Times, and the lead singer from Denali's new band. Pretty Good bands...but I never saw a room so full of crossed arms in my life! It's ok emo kids...ITS OK.&n...
Posted by Bret on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:41:00 PST |
Peacocks |
DISCLAIMER: I highly recommend you DO NOT read this.
Once upon a time there was a Bird. And this Bird like all birds loved to soar through the sky. He loved the light on his feather...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NO FUCKING WAY!!! |
Now sit right back and I will tell you a tale! Tentatively Titled
Sunday 5:30am Bret's Room
I wake up and there it is...again. Somehow sensing my waking consciousness the dark form quickl...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Dog has no sense of style. |
I have no Idea how or why my dog got started on this pattern...but for some reason
BLIMPS DRIVE MY DOG FUCKING NUTS
...should any blimp happen to drift mirthfully across the sky my dog (sha...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
