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Max

I'm hot cause I'm fly

About Me

I own a staple gun, if you ever need to borrow one.

My Interests

dance parties, vellum, bike riding, yoga, math!

I'd like to meet:

a rock paper scissors champion

Music:

arcade fire, the ailers set, belle and sebastian, lucksmiths, pipas, talking heads, donovan, club 8, sleeper, that dog, rainer maria, mates of state, wolf parade, delgados, of montreal, beyonce, magnetic fields, rod lee, feist, the clientele, beach house

Movies:

Amelie, The Triplettes of Belleville, Being John Malkovich, Harold and Maude, Billy Elliot, Dancer in the Dark, Ma Vie en Rose, American Splendor, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas

Television:

project runway, the wire

Books:

Middlesex, Jitterbug Perfume, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Jeanette Winterson, In Watermelon Sugar, the Bell Jar, The World According to Garp, David Sedaris, Slake's Limbo

My Blog

locked out

I locked myself out of the house this morning while going out to get the newspaper.  Adam wasn't home and apparently my other roommates are really deep sleepers, because they didn't hear me ringi...
Posted by Max on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:29:00 PST

gone for one day

and kitty throws up all over the house.
Posted by Max on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

of animals and shoes

over the past four days it has become apparent to me that animals do not want me to continue to wear my black ballet flats.  Sunday: my beloved Izzy threw up in my left shoe.  I wear these s...
Posted by Max on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST

Sara Seidman, this one's for you

I've found a new hobby: matchmaking. I'm not talking about dates or marriages or anything, just hooking up friends with people, things and apartments. This is how it works:  In real life or MySpa...
Posted by Max on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

sliding doors

I have gone to two 'sold out' performances in the last three days, and at both of them there was a single empty seat immediatley to my right. It made me think about Gwyneth Paltrow in the movie 'Slid...
Posted by Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST