BY ANY/ALL MEANS UNNESECESSARY! THE FUTURE IS REVERSE! IN TECHNO WE TRUST!
PURVEYORS OF FINE ACID MUSIC!
Attention rockers, good morning zombies and wake up you goons. Finally you have a new home - a house for the freaks, the geeks, the spazzos and most importantly all of, you idiots! Acid Jacks presents IDIOT HOUSE Records.
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Demos to
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IDIOT037: Straaatch - The Straaatch EP Remixes
StraAatch returns to party with his deliciously distorted dance musick - this time given the remix treatment by madmen & idiots: Edu K, Gaetan, Trash Yourself and Acid Jacks - Illl raps, tearing basslines and ass shaking beats - Idiot House presents the electro party sounds of StraAatch - REMIXED!
VISIT: VISIT: www.myspace.com/straaatch
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IDIOT036: Terminal One - Holy Thing EP
Sent here from the future via the ultimate rave machine - Terminal One prays to the rave gods with this holy offering of sacred techno-raver delight. Lets us all join hands and give thanks for this blessed miracle.
VISIT: http://www.myspace.com/terminalone1
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IDIOT035: Digital Primate - My Mouth Is Moving Funnily EP
My mouth is moving funnily and I can't control it. Get jacking with Digital Primate's beautifully ghetto-tek EP. Me likey very muchly.
VISIT: www.digitalprimate.com
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IDIOT034: Steve Gerard - Bugle Boy EP EP
Somewhere between dub & electronica and with plenty of gunshot wounds - Steve Gerard makes music that may very possibly form the soundtrack to the most awesome manga film the world has never seen!
VISIT: http://www.myspace.com/steve2219
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IDIOT033: Charlie Glitch - The Bony Boys EP
To remix Charlie Glitch's Bony Boy 1987 ep - Dj Sega, The Blaxicans, Madjazz & Acid Jacks' Jackmaster B unite to form the Bony Boys!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/charlieglitch
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IDIOT032: Egyptrixx - Just Say Really EP
Toronto producer Egyptrixx claims his influences are self mutilation, beer& love! His track "Just Say Really" sounds like the future in reverse : eclectic beams of ultra-wobble bass swimming in "retro-futurist polysynths". Totally Idiot! Remixes by Bok Bok, Alias, XI, Supbeatz and Acid Jacks.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/africaforyou
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IDIOT031: Machette - Chainsaw EP
Idiot House does it fresh like a face full of chainsaws, french beat samurai Machette brings you his second EP for the label.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/mchtt
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IDIOT030: Poligono - Activo EP
Idiot House travels to globe to bring you the finest in min-bo-crunk-future-disco-love-sex-funk!! The latest offering comes via Mexican producer and graffiti artist Poligono.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/vayansealaversh
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IDIOT029: Kraymer - After 5 EP
Idiot + House + Big Bass + Music = Kraymer. Hailing from our hometown Melbourne Australia is our boy Kraymer. If its retarded door jamming bass your after youve come to the right place!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/kraymermusic
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IDIOT028: 1 Fish Two Fish - Margarita Face
After spending countless months of self torture in a cold oubliette of noise, "1 fish, Two Fish" emerge mentally distraught, malnourished, physically demented and with Margarita Faces!! Idiot House brings the pain with a jamm packed pitcher of drunkedn remixes from The Deficient, Supabeatz, and Idiot House residents Machette, Charlie Glitch, Jackmaster (Acid Jacks own troublemaker), upcoming Idiot House freshmen Dj Spin Laden, Kraymer & Scatterblog doods Paz N Harmon. oh, and cracking B side - "Owed to Earl" POW!!!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/1fishtwofish
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IDIOT027: Blaze Tripp - Cant Stop Wont Stop EP
Blaze Tripp makes beats that go bang and basslines that go boom (not necessarily in that order). Enjoy this tripp of 4 trippout ellllleccctroooooo (2009 version) HOUSE - Hey Jack, Sister & Brother, Buggin Out and Get Down Girl.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/stalkblaze
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IDIOT026: Wongo - Big Jack EP
Australia's king of the backyard wig out returns to Idiot House with another BBQed tray of Jack! This time dragging with him the insano sounds of brazilian party boi (with tattooos) EDU K, and fellow aussie bangers Blaze Tripp & Jackmaster.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/wongomusic
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IDIOT025:Stay Ali - Emotional Day (Single)
Swedish 3 piece band "Stay Ali", make songs that sound like the best day of your life. Sparkling with synths and heavy with infectious frenzied dancefloor distortion, "Emotional Day" creeps into your world and hits you up like some kind of modern anthem for teenage romance in the Twitter age! "Become Ali - Be Ali - Stay Ali!"
VISIT: www.myspace.com/stayali
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IDIOT024:Knuckles - Headphones (Single)
Idiot House is proud to present KNUCKLES. Knuckles sent his tracks to us way backkkkkk in 2008 (lol) and they hit fresh like 5 in the jaw. Right there we knew this guy was the new face of French electro techno whatevno this boy bruises YO!! Anyway, Headphones is such a killer track with it builds and techno stabs and pretty much its slamtacular!! So we got twisted mixes from idiot house icons Darling Farah and Charlie Glitch + idiot house remix love from Mikix The Cat who totaly fucks with the whole dubstep thing and a peaktime Metalzone Live from Wall Street mix (cough cough thank you very much)!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/djknucklesmothafucka
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IDIOT023: Nonewyork - No Love EP
It has been said the sounds of Nonewyork puts fists in the air and beers on the floor and we couldnt agree more. The 4 original tracks on offer here: "No Love", "Get Hyphy", (the LOL titled) "Dance All Night then Go Fuck", and "To The Floor" are all "idiot" in their own right but when combined with a gang of slambo remixes by fresh new talents like Dirty Disco Youth, Bass & Treble, Optimus Grime, Futuristic Prince, Z-Kat, Bulimiatron and captained by Acid Jacks very own Jackmaster (providing a quasi ghetto rave hoe down) you have a totaly IDIOT!! release. Enjoy this new wave of Bay Area Bass!!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/nonewyorkyork
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IDIOT022: Straaatch - The Straaatch EP
Get ready to RRRRUUUMMMMBLE! Illl raps, tearing basslines and ass shaking beats - Idiot House presents the electro party sounds of StraAatch! One half of newcomer wunderkind Stereoheroes, Straaatch has come to party with his deliciously distorted dance musick. Expect a remix pack vvvvery soon featuring some surprise guests wink wink!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/straaatch
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IDIOT021: Charlie Glitch - Bony Boy 1987 EP
Here at Idiot House we are always looking to release tracks by the next generation of awesome. One listen to Charlie Glitch's work and you'll agree - We talking future jack in the house so FEEL IT! !!! Chicago put your hands in the air!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/charlieglitch
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IDIOT020: Machette - Surge EP
They call him MACHHHHETTTEEEE and theyre right, this guy makes more awesome and fucked up music than we can mention and twice as fast! We thought we'd ease you into the awesome with 4 fine cuts of his freshest flavour. Yes thats right, French beat samurai Machette brings you the Surge EP on Idiot House.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/mchtt
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IDIOT019: Jackmaster - Crack House Talk
Yeah Yeah Yeah Hit it! Jackmaster returns with a hyperactive mix of ghetto, bass and slum attitude with Crack House Talk. Remixes courtesy of Aussie bad boys Wongo and Acid Jacks and soon to be huge italian beat maniac Gigi Barocco.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
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IDIOT018: Metalzone - Animal Chin EP
From the non stop distorted energy of Youth Day to the rave signal of Leatherhead909, we find it hard to sum up this release.. Our good friend Circuit Freq sums it up perfectly - "Relentless and Noisy! This is so slamming I feel sorry for the other tracks I have to play around this one!"
VISIT: www.myspace.com/909metalzone
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IDIOT017: Acid Jacks present The Jukes Of Bangington EP Pt2
Yeah yeah yeeeeeaaaaah bitches - Acid Jacks' Honeysmack and Jackmaster are back to Pump It when they Git Git some. The Jukes of Bangington gonna hurt somebody!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/acidjacks
VISIT: www.myspace.com/honeysmack303
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
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IDIOT016: Darling Farah - Hair Down EP
Darling Farah is Detroit styled dance madness but via the UAE in the form of underage club hoppin awesome. The first in what promises to be many special releases on Idiot House out of this exceptional young talent!!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/ddarlingfarah
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IDIOT015: The Phantom's Revenge - Absolute Ego Riot
French superhero The Phantom's Revenge delivers a slice of electric filtered disco mayhem with his first 2 tracker for Idiot House "Absolute Ego Riot". Ep comes now with 33.3% more filtered house with remix by Louis La Roche!
VISIT: www.myspace.com/thephantomsrevenge
VISIT: www.myspace.com/louislaroche
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IDIOT014: Wongo - The Shrimp EP
Presenting the finest in WIG OUT HOUSE: Australian mad house maestro WONGO! BBQ beats with remixes by Italians Clark Able and Jackmaster and Acid Jacks.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/wongomusic
VISIT: /www.myspace.com/clarkable
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
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IDIOT013: Various Artist – Idiot House of Horrors Volume 1
Terror exists beyond the mind as Idiot House present a collection of demented dance floor killers as used by "would be" psychos to get them in the killing mood. Full Mental Slackers who feature Boy 8-Bit and Metalzone present the flesh eating Häxan enough to make you eat your own flesh. Make sure you have enough money before you get into Lazaro Casanova’s Hell Cab – an Italian horror soundtrack Dario Argento would be proud of. Also Honeysmack gets his murder hard-on with Blood Stalker. Watch out, as you may be the next victim! All tracks rated R18+ and ID may be required to enter.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/lazarocasanova
VISIT: www.myspace.com/honeysmack303
VISIT: www.myspace.com/fullmentalslackers
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IDIOT012: Mustard Pimps: Raging Blood EP
French dynamic duo Mustard Pimp squirt Idiot House with an awesome four tracker. Is it fidget is it nu-rave is it elect-blow? Besides being one of the freshest sounds coming out of France and a stack of fucking hot tracks, we were wondering why here at Idiot House we signed this duo? Then it all came to us – they have a love of head banging, Satanism and wanna make violence and money. I think you get the picture, now you can get their tracks.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/mustardpimp
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IDIOT011: Jackmaster & Metalzone: Diva Disaster EP
Idiot House's resident Dr Frankenstein's, Jackmaster and Metalzone join evil forces for the first time to create a monstrous vision of dance floor diva's gone wrong. It doesn’t matter how high you can sing or how long your hair is, everyone loves to see a diva in distress. Also included are Acid Jacks’ Brooklyn Prima Donna Mix, Jackmaster's 5am Acid Mix and the essential Divapella.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
VISIT: www.myspace.com/909metalzone
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IDIOT010: Acid Jacks present The Jukes of Bangington EP vol1
Acid Jacks present the first in a series of ghetto tek club bangers. It’s pretty simple to understand. You have a choice of whether you wanna Bang It or Suck It. And if that’s not enough you can try the Bangapella and Suckapella for good measure. Aint nothing but straight up club bangers (in the real sense of the word – not like some new formed faggot buzz word). All you bitches need to suck it or bang it when the Jukes come to town – Honeysmack 1995. Even Jackmaster agrees, now all you need to do is….
VISIT: www.myspace.com/acidjacks
VISIT: www.myspace.com/honeysmack303
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
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IDIOT009: High as Fuck - Get Up!
What the fuck happens to people at 5AM when they have been in a club for too long? We all know and we’ve all seen what happens. High As Fuck produces the shit that truly is worthy of the 5AM alarm bell. What exactly is 5AM shit – fuck, we’re not quite sure ourselves, but hey it sounds fucking hot, so GET UP! Also included is Jackmasters’ 5AM Shit Mix.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/808highasfuck
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IDIOT008 The Depressed Billionaires – Smooth Finish EP
With an intense love for macroeconomics, high protein diets, & Robert Palmer Depressed Billionaires sought to make music that would not only appeal to people as a medium to dance to but relax to and work out to as well. 1.Future of the Past - This 2 track masterpiece was conceived,drafted,written,played,produced,programmed,recorde
d,mixed & mastered on Ian's yacht "The Purple Rain" on holiday in the Mediterranean.After a 6 week intensive with Yogi Bjorn Jorgennsenn on minimalism & mastering positive thinking Winn brainstormed and came up with the idea of having a song with literally only 2 elements.The result:pure genius. 2.Coconuts - Recalls the drum machines and claps of Kraftwerk or Telex with the guitar work of The Police.Simply put, an instant dance floor sensation.In 1985 Diana Ross gets naked in a Detroit basement and proceeds to turn the mother out...sans vocals. 3.Laughing - A playful ColdPlayesque piano line contrasted with an equally playful dark bassline this might be the bizarre scene if The Human League ever held playful basement parties with the likes of The Faint or The Chemical Brothers but more playful.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/TheDepressedBillionaires
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IDIOT007 Jackmaster – Hey Jack! EP
Continuing to add inspiring receipes to his ghetto funk menu, Idiot House's resident bounce-a-teer JACKMASTER dishes up some slammin' hot 909s with his new release "Hey Jack!" Comprising a delicious sashimi style cut up vocal and toped with a generous dash of fat grinding bass "Hey Jack" is served either hot as Original Mix, cold as Extended Fun Mix or for the more adventurous types: steamed Acid Jacks mix. Side dishes of Jackapella and Bonus Beats can also be ordered from the Beatport menu, a la carte.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
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IDIOT006 Acid Jacks – Pump It Up
A long time ago two guys were forcibly put together in a wrestling ring and were body slammed into what we know today as the Acid Jacks. One of the very first tracks they wrote together was Pump It Up way back in 2005 and until now has never been formally released. At the same time Acid Jacks also befriended Drop The Lime and (after discovering a mutual love of the 909 snare drum) to which he did two remixes, in one of the first appearance of his Curses! moniker. But enough name-dropping. Pump It Up is an electric funk-a-licious, happy go lucky track, with plenty of high absorbent fat for the dance floor. Remixes here include the rave induced Curses! mix, the ghetto-tek, bounce heavy Jackmaster remix and Honeysmack’s in-techno-we-trust banging tek remix. Look out for a second remix package later this year.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/acidjacks
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IDIOT005 Metalzone – Metal Mania
Here at Idiot House we love the adjective ‘slamming’ and we have been known to over use it at times. Once you sow your head back onto your body after listening to Metal Mania, you will learn that somewhere between techno and metal lies a place of terror and slamming awesome – welcome as you have entered the Metalzone. Caution: may contain traces of mental (yes you read correctly – mental).
VISIT: www.myspace.com/909metalzone
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IDIOT004 Honeysmack – Snare Stare EP
Since we began Idiot House, it gave me a chance to go through a shit load of DATS of unreleased stuff – yes we are talking some pretty old recordings, going back some ten to fifteen years ago. One of the first DATS I pulled out had these four tracks on them. We did an Acid Jacks edit to one of them and mastered them up. These are pure raw analogue tracks, with no computer or software used in any of these recordings. Matter-of-fact, I didn’t even own a computer back then. Yes I am Honeysmack, yes I am one half of Acid Jacks, and yes this is acid.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/honeysmack303
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IDIOT003 Jackmaster – Back 2 Back EP
Slamming 909 recipe –
You will need the following ingredients:
• Half of Acid Jacks: Jackmaster
• 1 x Roland TR-909, programmed a la jack
• 1 x various blend of rave stabs
• 1 x Backapella
• Healthy dose of digi bass (use the fat induced one for alternative tastes)
Directions: mix one half of Acid Jacks (Jackmaster) and blend heavily with a tight 909. When the 909 is nice and firm, hysterically add the rave stabs. Don’t add too many as this can “over cook†your mix. When you begin rocking, carefully add the Backapella. Cook all over a really really high heat. As a variation you can add the digi bass to taste for a different mix. Jackmaster suggests always serving this recipe on any dance floor. The Backapella may also be served on its own as a side dish – wonderfully slamming! Idiot House recommends a dry red wine.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/jackmasterbingbong
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IDIOT002 Paradise Is Now – Cloud Machine EP
We first came upon the mysterious techno-teers known as Paradise Is Now via a bulletin board on repairing analogue synths, way back in 1989. Although its been almost twenty years since we first made contact, we still haven’t met them face to face nor know how many people make up Paradise Is Now. Recently they contacted us with instructions that Idiot House be the chosen vehicle for their output. After one listen to the schizophrenic electronic hieroglyphics that they pass for music, how could we refuse! The title track, Cloud Machine oozes into your subconscious, like falling asleep at thirty thousand feet on a Boeing 747-800 heading into Luxembourg on a cold summer morning. It’s bubbly 303 line merges both European and Detroit techno alike. According to their second track Asteroid 9.3 is part of some greater techno symphony to be released at a later point. We were given 18 different versions on various D.A.T.S., that remain lying around our office, but after one listen to this 909 pounding monster we think you get the idea. Final track, Drive Time begs the question “Do cars have feelings?†Paradise Is Now believe they do and have managed to compose a campaign of electronic mayhem to further “help cars understand humansâ€. Weird huh? That’s what we think and that’s why we’re both honoured and relieved to release their debut EP.
VISIT: www.myspace.com/paradiseisnow
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IDIOT001 Acid Jacks – Brainss! EP
Fire the rave siren for the hordes of undead dance monsters to seek you. Prepare for an acid burn and get that cordless drill ready – Brainss! is here to suck the grey matter from your skull and spread it all over the dancefloor. You want more 303 with your 303, sure thing – we’ve just finished eating your momma’s flesh, now it’s your turn! And if that’s not enough, we also did a stripped down version with a little more blood and less bone, on Brainss! II. Get excited, we are! Fuck, could we sell our own release on our own label any harder?
VISIT: www.myspace.com/acidjacks
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Demos to
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