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The Cosmic Janitor

About Me


"The real voyage of discovery begins when you learn how to relax and start having more FUN."

Brian Melody, "The Cosmic Janitor", is a totally creative, cool, independent rock star and that's what makes him colorful and interesting. But more importantly, "We are ALL equal in the Eyes of God" and "Everyone's a star and has the right to twinkle." - Marilyn Monroe.

"Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation. Why? Because that beats the hell out of being a selfish sourpuss any day of the year."

GIVE TO THE UNITED WAY... I DO!

http://www.liveunited.org/?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 15/06/2008
Band Website: MySpace.com
Band Members: Brian Joseph Melody

Donations to further Brian's music and grand assortment of creative efforts can be made directly to "DYLAMAX PRODUCTIONS" via the PayPal link below...

All my Sonic Gems are superbly masterd by...

"PRESIDENT OBAMA"

Influences: The Universe, Sinatra, Elvis, The Beatles, Bowie, Led Zepplin, KISS, Nirvana, you name it and the list marches on

Sounds Like: Brian J. Melody, "The Cosmic Janitor"

Record Label: DYLAMAX PRODUCTIONS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The Cosmic Janitor "A Totally Cool Old Guy!" VIDEO #1

And now, at long last, you can shout it from the mountain tops!( And share it with your friends of course.)Me, Brian J. Melody, The Cosmic Janitor,  a totally cool old guy....HAS A FREAKIN VIDEO! ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:59:00 GMT

"Hardscrabble Life"

I was sweeping inbetween the registers the other night at work as I always do shortly after the grocery store closes and noticed  a muscle mag with that Wolverine dude on the cover looking buffer than...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 03:11:00 GMT

I've become "MOE".

I was at my crappy janitor job the other night and it occurred to me that I've turned into "Moe" from the 3 stooges. You see there's 3 janitors that work the night shift at the grocery store I work at...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 12:03:00 GMT

"BOB" inspired some poetry from me today...

"To BOB" from one poet to another.As I read your poetry, you seem to be so sad to meWhy this is I do not know, I guess it's just a mysteryBut if I could share some advice, I'd tell you once and I woul...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 03:39:00 GMT

More Cosmic Janitors Needed Immediately...

I need some help cleaning all this horrendous crap up...it's far too much for one lone Cosmic Janitor to handle on his own.Space Junk "Out Of Control"  Large Space Junk image & other eye openers
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:46:00 GMT

Tornado and Sunset

The most beautiful torando ever filmed
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:54:00 GMT

You are a Good Goofball...

Out we come into the day, never knowing... what happens next. Live our lives, we all shall do it... nevermind the hex. Then one day we surely die... and find ourselves perplexed... is there truth on t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:57:00 GMT

CHEESE AND ONION...

Holy Fuck and how cool is this? John Lennon Sings "Cheese & Onions"! This blog is dedicated to Phil and my Brother Pat. C-H-E-E-S-E -A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S...ONO... "Oh Yes!" PS. Man or machine, keep y...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:49:00 GMT