Maiden Voyage |
Raise anchor and set a course for 4 knots west, my internet's back on and it's time for our maiden complaining session.Ugh... where do I begin?GF left me due to perpetual joblessness and my inabilitiy...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 21:28:00 GMT |
President Bush Saves America |
The Leader of the Free World awoke with a startle as an aide tugged his striped pajamas of lavender and blue. President Bush looked at him with groggy contempt as the young man tried to get his attent...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
Something Im working on.... |
As I lie there in the luxurious castle bedroom, I began to reflect on the most troubling situation at hand. Looking at the granite ceiling, a myriad of questions ran through my mind. The standard sort...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:38:00 GMT |
The Fox and the Turtle |
The fox had to prepare for the Fox Queen's birthday. So he went out in search of a turtle, so that the queen might eat her favorite birthday meal. When the fox found a turtle, he captured it in his mo...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:01:00 GMT |
random thoughts: of doom! |
I'm a casual observer to a void meaningless existence.Time slowly eroding away at my microscope.my range of vision becomes less clear.and now, all I can see is that rust.it's building, slowly consumin...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:31:00 GMT |
A Virus of the Mind |
I hear them shout it from the rooftops,oh yes, the saviour is here.Let's give praise unto him,and his message.Praise to the most high! the chosen one has emerged.The messiah who will change this world...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:40:00 GMT |
Twilight of Humanity |
The show was created and destroyed three times,and in the twilight of this fourth creation,It seems as if we’re doomed toward a fifth rehearsal.Yet, in this climax of our celestial drama,somethi...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:07:00 GMT |
Death and Taxes |
I initially wanted to do this as a poem, but opted for a regular post instead.We’re all going to die someday,it’s the truth:Pure and simple.Realize, then accept the mortality of your form,...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:18:00 GMT |
The Tree Lord |
I went to the nonexistent place,travelling by broken down horseback.To see the people who may have never existed.In the course of the journey to nowhere, I wound up here.And here, I saw him. His face ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:54:00 GMT |
Salvia divinorum rant |
got a new blog for that rant and my other political ones. anyone whose interested in my takes on that crap can check it. ;) http://truthinessgazette.blogspot.com.
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:39:00 GMT |
