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Kristen

Good luck, fuckers!!!!

About Me

I work in NYC. Yay! I live in central Jersey. Not so yay... People tend to laugh with me, or maybe it's at me. I dunno. I don't care either. Laughter is good.

My Interests

Fashion (wow... big shocker there!), food of all kinds, the truth, Jack Daniels, Jimi Hendrix, my friends, figuring out a get-rich-quick scheme, Marilyn Monroe, sleeping, traveling, and finding new things to intrigue my ever curious mind

I'd like to meet:

Men, boys, males, guys, (whatever you'd like to call yourselves) don't try to "woo" me, 'cause ya'll are a day late and a dollar short. If you are legitimately in the fashion industry and would like to network, that's cool. We can network the day away. If you're a lesbian and looking to explore your sexuality, keep looking. The thoughts of vajayjay on vajayjay action doesn't do it for me. However, I would like to clarify that I have no problems with homosexuality. I choose not to partake in certain activities, that's all. If you have any weird questions that no one seems to be able to answer, ask away. I have a wealth of useless knowledge that I love sharing. If I don't know the answer, I'll provide you with a healthy dose of good old-fashioned B.S.

Music:

I love, love, love rock. And a good guitar or drum solo turns me to putty.

Movies:

A movie really needs to be interesting or funny enough to hold my attention, because I get antsy very easily. I start thinking about all the other things that need to be done that I'm not doing because my ass is sitting in front of a TV or movie screen. Then my mind starts to wander, the movie is over and I have no clue what I just watched.

Television:

I watch Family Guy and The Simpsons ALL the time because it's on all the time and it makes me laugh so hard that I'm certain my annoyingly noisy upstairs neighbors can hear me. Payback is a bitch.

Books:

I read everything. Reading is like a drug to me.

Heroes:

Papa V and Mama J, of course. They rock.