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2 beer queer

she couldn't sail but she sure could sing

About Me

reliving my youth.

My Interests

dog parks. hibiscus. grits. spice rubs.

I'd like to meet:

chefs with mohawks. or fauxhawks. i'd settle for a faghawk.

Music:

emo songs about summer.

Movies:

porno.

Television:

cheaters.

Books:

mark oldham's guide to outsmarting wine.

Heroes:

Out and Proud: Why am I now able to speak the unspoken? For heaven's sake, I'm 88 years old. No one can fire me.

My Blog

beth ditto and dolly parton sitting in a tree....KISSING

  beth ditto is pretty amazing. so is dolly parton.     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2w6ZNnHiKU...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:03:00 PST

girls singing night

ani difranco.  changer of lives?    is it ironic that we are reclaiming the sing-a-long?   what was yr first ani album/first lyrics that blew yr mind??   post below   &n...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:46:00 PST

i’m leaving in the morning, so let’s not be shy....

at some point everything good must leave. to make way for the new, the better the different. even if it isn't readily apparent when we are forced to say good bye, we know deep down somewhere, that it ...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

my underpants.

today i have off from FARMiCiA. I am going to clean my house in my underpants. I'm going to listen to rock-n-roll.   I'm going to drink an entire bottle of red wine.   and it's going to rule...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST

i'm breaking up with nouns

dear december,         i'm writing to let you know that i'm over this relationship.  you've totalled my car. you've let me fuck up.  you've been far to high, st...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

hot, boring or eating disorder (aka homesick for the Brunz)

I've been feeling a little crazy lately. Last thursday I was having a particullarly lonely and bad day. I took myself on a walk to south street and bought "invincible summer" and "all hail west texas"...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

quitting drinking.....

ps. i got  drunk and lost my cell phone.   i don't have one.  i'm not avoiding you, i promise.
Posted by 2 beer queer on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST

day of fucking silence my ass.

dear queers,        I have an idea.   As a group of people who are routinely silenced and oppressed on a daily basis, as a group of people whose voice is constantly ...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST

inked and bubble baths

who wants to come with me today to get a tattoo??   it'll be all the fun ever.  i swear to christ. then i'll take you out dancing tonight in deptford.  always fitz ps don't bother ca...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:01:00 PST

if misery loves company......

.....then where the fuck is the party?          I don't know how or why this happens.  or why it always seems to happen at the same time.   Every year arou...
Posted by 2 beer queer on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:26:00 PST