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Some Texas Wisdom Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. Don't squat with your spurs on. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep Always drink upstream from the herd. Never miss a good chance to shut up. There are 3 kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.

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Harsh Things To Say To A Naked GuyDoes it come with an air pump? But it still works right? Why don't we just cuddle Are you cold? Maybe if we water it, it'll grow awww, it's cute! At least this won't take long It's okay, we'll work around it It looks so un-used... Will it squeak if I squeez it? Maybe if we get really drunk first... I've smoked joints fatter than that Why is god punishing me? I've never seen one like that before Is that an optical illusion? Um, well, maybe I'm just an early bird... So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality!

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