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About Me

I act tough but it's all a facade. You know? The outer wall I've created is of this rugged and handsome man that gets down and lives life on the fast lane, but deep inside I'm a real sweet heart that's very sensitive and caring. So what if I've extorted sixth graders for candy or if I've parked in handicapped spots without a proper permit? Just try and look past my life of crime and see me for who I am and I promise you'll love every second of me... I won't be another of your throwaway loves from the past - I'm the real deal, baby, and I'll be the best thing to ever happen to you. Just call me, you know the number. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The real Captain Morgan.

"The Dean Of Mean" Keith "The Techno Viking" Jardine

My Blog

What's the story today, Jim?

I'm currently working on a writing project I made up for myself.  I'm calling it In Dreams after the Roy Orbison song.  So far I have two entries finished.  I haven't reached the point that requires a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:03:00 GMT

Sometimes I wish I could lose you again.

I'm feeling very weary and blank at the moment, and even listening to one of my favorite songs isn't helping.  This past week has been entirely too bland and confusing for my taste.  I almos...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:41:00 GMT

What a pity...

How could I fain a smile when I feel so uninspired?  How could I expect to dream when I'm so goddamn exhausted for no reason at all?  And how could I sleep if unorganized thoughts rattle in ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:35:00 GMT

I think I finally cant stand you.

You've fucked just about every guy I dislike... I have no problem with a long history of sexual encounters as long as I don't know about it or if I don't know any of the names of the people you've had...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:52:00 GMT

Youre so much more endearing with the sound turned off.

So, I was browsing through my bulletins and I came across an interesting picture. It looks something (or exactly, because it is this picture) like this -I could only assume it means one thing - abort...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 20:44:00 GMT

Twenty-one

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveller, long I stoodAnd looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:23:00 GMT

A Hole In The World

In this blackout inertia will hold our thoughtsAnd the exit sign offers no light to see byCan we cast our shadows alone in the dark?  I can't see without you when the world is crashing downPart w...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:09:00 GMT

Id rather break the reflection in the mirror.

Why am I still awake?Why does some string of complicated chemical reactions decide that I must stay awake whilst millions of people have nearly left to their eight to five careers? Why is anything the...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:06:00 GMT

Why am I feeling this right now?

I'll take the best of your bad moods, and dress them up to make a better you; 'cause all the company calls amount to one paycheck.I'd squeeze a heart through my fingertip, but I type too slow to make ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:26:00 GMT

Alsdakjfsdgfxc.

If I take a while to respond to you or if you can't get ahold of me at all, it's because I'm at camp.Five days a week, bitch.That's right.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:32:00 GMT